These big lottery winners

[J_B]

I won £6.60 last night.

Ideal, that’s what Piroe’s replacement will cost.

 

[Pegojack]

I'd buy the Swans if I could get the club for about £100 million tops. I'd issue lifetime stadium bans to all the sell outs (particularly John the Clog), the Yank 'investors' and assorted members of the current Trust.
No doubt when I don't invest the rest of the money in the club, and come out with things like "we have to live within our means", I'd go from hero to zero with the Jack Army in five minutes.

 

[Neath_Jack]

I'd buy the Swans if I could get the club for about £100 million tops. I'd issue lifetime stadium bans to all the sell outs (particularly John the Clog), the Yank 'investors' and assorted members of the current Trust.
No doubt when I don't invest the rest of the money in the club, and come out with things like "we have to live within our means", I'd go from hero to zero with the Jack Army in five minutes.

You'd be able to buy us 3 times over with £100m :shock:

 

[jack123]

Weird thing is, many lottery winners have experienced nothing but misery after hitting the Jackpot, strange that.

On the subject of keeping it quiet, most definitely. But then again, I don't do it.

 

[Longlostjack]

I'd buy the Swans if I could get the club for about £100 million tops. I'd issue lifetime stadium bans to all the sell outs (particularly John the Clog), the Yank 'investors' and assorted members of the current Trust.
No doubt when I don't invest the rest of the money in the club, and come out with things like "we have to live within our means", I'd go from hero to zero with the Jack Army in five minutes.

I’ve had those dreams. Imagining myself as a Welsh Elon Musk. Swans would be sorted and there’d be a free train line from Brecon down to Swansea. No business rates for independent shops. John the Clogg made head scout for Crapdiff.

 

[Swanjaxs]

First thing I'd do is hire Prosser as my butler and Jackfath as my gardener, Phil would be my financial advisor and jack123 my nutritionists, I'd keep my wife but have at least 5 Philippino mistresses to cover my every needs.

When I meet my maker I'd have my body frozen just in case cryonics becomes a thing, any monies left over would be donated to recreating Penscynor Wildlife Park on top of Kilvey Hill (alongside the zip wire)...

If Carlsberg did lottery winning dreams :lol:

 

[sainthelens]

First thing I'd do is hire Prosser as my butler and Jackfath as my gardener, Phil would be my financial advisor and jack123 my nutritionists, I'd keep my wife but have at least 5 Philippino mistresses to cover my every needs.

When I meet my maker I'd have my body frozen just in case cryonics becomes a thing, any monies left over would be donated to recreating Penscynor Wildlife Park on top of Kilvey Hill (alongside the zip wire)...

If Carlsberg did lottery winning dreams :lol:

Prosser as your butler....dont think you've thought that one through buddy :lol:

 

[exiledclaseboy]

First thing I'd do is hire Prosser as my butler and Jackfath as my gardener, Phil would be my financial advisor and jack123 my nutritionists, I'd keep my wife but have at least 5 Philippino mistresses to cover my every needs.

When I meet my maker I'd have my body frozen just in case cryonics becomes a thing, any monies left over would be donated to recreating Penscynor Wildlife Park on top of Kilvey Hill (alongside the zip wire)...

If Carlsberg did lottery winning dreams :lol:

Prosser as your butler....dont think you've thought that one through buddy :lol:

There’d be a lot of spillages.

 

[J_B]

Prosser as your butler....dont think you've thought that one through buddy :lol:

There’d be a lot of spillages.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKyFtQAZuuY&list=PLgeGcX2U-sIGYWSALXjRsRq4UvWFvUfnv&index=1

 

[MrSwerve]

I won £6.60 last night.

When’s the press conference?

 

[dickythorpe]

I won £6.60 last night.

When’s the press conference?

I imagine he's already got a pic with Mystic Meg!

 

[Darran]

When’s the press conference?

I imagine he's already got a pic with Mystic Meg!

I haven’t claimed it yet. :lol:

 

[dickythorpe]

The shitty neighbour trying to cash in

https://go.squidapp.co/n/e3zGP9A?i=VI7EcGLw&r=1&t=n

 

[Swanjaxs]

My wife likes to say marrying me was like winning the lottery...

I like to remind her that most lottery winners blow their winnings.

 

[JackSomething]

The shitty neighbour trying to cash in

https://go.squidapp.co/n/e3zGP9A?i=VI7EcGLw&r=1&t=n

Yet when you read the quotes from the neighbour it doesn't sound that bad. They'd already promised to fix the fence (implying it's their responsibility/on their land), so I imagine she said it in a light-hearted way intended to be a bit of a joke. She mentions they are lovely neighbours, she enjoys hearing the children play in the garden and she hopes they don't move away. Hardly the stuff of nightmare neighbours.

It's the 'friends and family' who are full of congratulations at the moment who they'll need to watch out for. Soon those congratulations will turn to requests for handouts and expecting them to pick up every cheque...