Tim Paine

[PSumbler]

Steps down as Aussie captain

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59343005

 

[Itchysphincter]

Something different everyday. People need to learn how to be more decent to eachother. I can’t remember a time like this?

 

[dickythorpe]

Waterworks again?
Sorry???
Sorry for what?
Sorry for getting caught that's all.

Edit - his wife may be reading Planet Swans.
My advice to her is "get rid" . Tim was punching way above his weight

 

[PSumbler]

Waterworks again?
Sorry???
Sorry for what?
Sorry for getting caught that's all.

Edit - his wife may be reading Planet Swans.
My advice to her is "get rid" . Tim was punching way above his weight

Tim's wife stopped reading Planet Swans in 2017 after a minor disagreement with someone over the form of Tom Carroll

 

[J_B]

Waterworks again?
Sorry???
Sorry for what?
Sorry for getting caught that's all.

Edit - his wife may be reading Planet Swans.
My advice to her is "get rid" . Tim was punching way above his weight

Tim's wife stopped reading Planet Swans in 2017 after a minor disagreement with someone over the form of Tom Carroll

I wasn’t aware that Tom Carroll had form.

 

[PSumbler]

Tim's wife stopped reading Planet Swans in 2017 after a minor disagreement with someone over the form of Tom Carroll

I wasn’t aware that Tom Carroll had form.

Stole three packets of crisps from his local Spar

 

[Aubrey Hambone]

I wasn’t aware that Tom Carroll had form.

Stole three packets of crisps from his local Spar

The fact that the 59 year old store manager chased and caught him 30 yards down the road is another story...

 

[PSumbler]

Stole three packets of crisps from his local Spar

The fact that the 59 year old store manager chased and caught him 30 yards down the road is another story...

And that was after he locked the shop before starting chase

 

[cmajack]

Heard he avoided the store manager by moving sideways and backwards for 90 minutes.

 

[J_B]

The store manager threatened to tackle him so he immediately surrendered.

 

[Risc]

Don’t you worry my friends, my Australian comrades won’t let this minor hiccup get in the way of the whitewash. Paine is rubbish anyway.

 

[Cooperman]

Don’t you worry my friends, my Australian comrades won’t let this minor hiccup get in the way of the whitewash. Paine is rubbish anyway.

I have the same thoughts re the whitewash, there won't be any weather around to save England from humiliation. This Paine topic will be a mere stone in the road to Aussie glory.

 

[Neath_Jack]

Something different everyday. People need to learn how to be more decent to eachother. I can’t remember a time like this?

People have always been horrible to each other, the only difference now is that a lot of it stays flying about on the WWW, for posterity.

 

[Aubrey Hambone]

Isn't it ironic that the Australian's bang on about Whinging Poms but all I've seen lately is a bunch of Aussie cricketers crying like big babies

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Don’t you worry my friends, my Australian comrades won’t let this minor hiccup get in the way of the whitewash. Paine is rubbish anyway.

I have the same thoughts re the whitewash, there won't be any weather around to save England from humiliation. This Paine topic will be a mere stone in the road to Aussie glory.

Bit pessimistic about the chances and over playing how good this Australia team is. They’re strong favourites as they always will be for a home ashes series. It won’t be a whitewash though. Not even close