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Which toilet does Eddie Izzard use FFS?

Darran said:
BrynCartwright said:
I've always liked Eddie. He's a very funny guy, and of course his formative years were in Skewen. His marathon running has been an inspiration, and now he's doing it all over again, with a stand up concert after each daily marathon. He's a girl in a bloke's body. So what? It is weird calling him a her though.

He’s not funny.

No, he is funny or he wouldn't have been able support himself financially all these years. His tours are completely sold out months in advance. These are not the characteristics of someone who cannot raise a titter or two.
 
LeonWasTheDog's said:
sainthelens said:
Thers been a few women's underwear I'd have liked to get into over the years. Am not gay tho.

Go for it! Cross dressing doesn’t have the stigma it used to. Besides, I bet you’d look shit hot in a basque and suspenders set up.

If that's yer best attempt at asking for a date, yer not doing it for me.
 
Darran said:
When I was in St Lawrence Hospital In Chepstow in the nineties there was a vicar in there who had to sit down to have a piss,the hole in his knob was in the wrong place and if he stood up for a piss up in the air.
We went in the wet room and watched him having a piss. :lol:

Was he the vicar of Dribbly?
 
sainthelens said:
LeonWasTheDog's said:
Go for it! Cross dressing doesn’t have the stigma it used to. Besides, I bet you’d look shit hot in a basque and suspenders set up.

If that's yer best attempt at asking for a date, yer not doing it for me.

:lol:
 
Eddie Izzard seems to be a decent human being with a good heart. I'm not going to answer for other people here but I don't think that any of us has a problem with that.
 
BrynCartwright said:
I've always liked Eddie. He's a very funny guy, and of course his formative years were in Skewen. His marathon running has been an inspiration, and now he's doing it all over again, with a stand up concert after each daily marathon. He's a girl in a bloke's body. So what? It is weird calling him a her though.

Point of order, it's not his fault he was born in Skewen, and credit to him for getting out of dodge as soon as he could.
 
Neath_Jack said:
BrynCartwright said:
I've always liked Eddie. He's a very funny guy, and of course his formative years were in Skewen. His marathon running has been an inspiration, and now he's doing it all over again, with a stand up concert after each daily marathon. He's a girl in a bloke's body. So what? It is weird calling him a her though.

Point of order, it's not his fault he was born in Skewen, and credit to him for getting out of dodge as soon as he could.

Point of order , he was on sky news 5 minutes ago talking about being born in Aden 😁
 
To get back to the OP, does anyone know which toilet he uses?

If he visited us he could use any of ours he chose to use.
 
Best_loser said:
Neath_Jack said:
Point of order, it's not his fault he was born in Skewen, and credit to him for getting out of dodge as soon as he could.

Point of order , he was on sky news 5 minutes ago talking about being born in Aden 😁

Fury muff
 

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