Why do I attract so many nutters

[Darran]

I was sitting in Costa Swansea waiting for the wife earlier and this old fella comes over to me and says “can you keep still for 15 minutes so I can sketch you?

15 minutes later he hands me a sketch.
What the f*cking f*ck? :lol:

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Dead ringer.

 

[Darran]

Dead ringer.

Prick.

 

[Jack2jack]

He's got the hair ok, the rest of it is, shite.

 

[Darran]

He's got the hair ok, the rest of it is, shite.

:lol:

 

[Jack2jack]

You attract nutters, leaving work tonight I was approach by three youfs, one of them asked me something, which I didnt catch, so politely said pardon. One of them a girl as it happened then said, if I was stabbed would it be fun. Still cant get my head round it. What a world we live in. Think I'd rather some random do a sketch of me to be fair. True story. WTF.

 

[J_B]

He did me in Gorseinon a few months ago. I used it over the fireplace for a while to scare the children away from the fire.

It's been shredded since...

 

[Jack2jack]

:lol:

 

[Darran]

He did me in Gorseinon a few months ago. I used it over the fireplace for a while to scare the children away from the fire.

It's been shredded since...

He said he was from Gorseinon. :lol:

 

[Darran]

You attract nutters, leaving work tonight I was approach by three youfs, one of them asked me something, which I didnt catch, so politely said pardon. One of them a girl as it happened then said, if I was stabbed would it be fun. Still cant get my head round it. What a world we live in. Think I'd rather some random do a sketch of me to be fair. True story. WTF.

Scum.

 

[CygnusX1]

That is one hairy chin

 

[Jack2jack]

Scum.

Indeed. Shocking Dar.

 

[Swanjaxs]

I was sitting in Costa Swansea waiting for the wife earlier and this old fella comes over to me and says “can you keep still for 15 minutes so I can sketch you?

15 minutes later he hands me a sketch.
What the f*cking f*ck? :lol:

Is Kelvin one of them artists that sits in the Old Bailey sketching all the lunatics that commit heinous crimes by any chance

 

[Swanjaxs]

You attract nutters, leaving work tonight I was approach by three youfs, one of them asked me something, which I didnt catch, so politely said pardon. One of them a girl as it happened then said, if I was stabbed would it be fun. Still cant get my head round it. What a world we live in. Think I'd rather some random do a sketch of me to be fair. True story. WTF.

You should have answered yes kid :lol:

 

[Darran]

Is Kelvin one of them artists that sits in the Old Bailey sketching all the lunatics that commit heinous crimes by any chance

He should be in the dock for crimes to art.