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Favourite on my full e**!*^sh, black pudding and runny egg (x2), the rest falls into place.
There was a place I regularly used to go to for brekky, choices for a fry up were 5, 7 or 10 item plates. All items were same price and you could have ten portions of beans if you were that way inclined. I perfected the 10 item option over the years to:
2 black pudding (has to be first item on any fry up)
2 eggs
Hash brown
Beans
Toast
Sausage
Bacon
Mushrooms

Magnificent.
 
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There was a place I regularly used to go to for brekky. Choices for a fry up were 5, 7 or 10 item plates; all items were same price and you could have ten portions of beans if you were that way inclined. I perfected the 10 item option over the years to:
2 black pudding (has to be first item on any fry up)
2 eggs
Hash brown
Beans
Toast
Sausage
Bacon
Mushrooms

Magnificent.

You went for two eggs and only one sausage and one slice of bacon? Utter madness.
 
Let’s see your ten. Come on, let’s see your ten!

You’re obviously trading mushrooms for a sausage/bacon. What else?
Well any cafe that includes toast as one of the items isn’t worth visiting because toast should be an included “extra” in any cafe worth its salt. Next you’ll be telling me a cup of tea is included as one of your choices as well. But setting aside that utter madness:

Two sausages
Two bacon
Two hash browns
Beans
Egg (appropriately separated from the beans)
Black pudding
Toast.
 
Well any cafe that includes toast as one of the items isn’t worth visiting because toast should be an included “extra” in any cafe worth its salt. Next you’ll be telling me a cup of tea is included as one of your choices as well. But setting aside that utter madness:

Two sausages
Two bacon
Two hash browns
Beans
Egg (appropriately separated from the beans)
Black pudding
Toast.
Swap black budding with some extra bacon and we've got a deal. 🤝
 
2 x black pudding
2 x sausages
2 x bacon
1 x egg
Fried potatoes (none of that hash brown shite)
Beans
Mushrooms.

2 slices of brown bread and butter.
Can of full fat coke.
Lashings of brown sauce.

That is the perfect breakfast and would be my condemned man’s last meal.
 

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