One In ~ None Out

[Smurph]

2 x black pudding
2 x sausages
2 x bacon
1 x egg
Fried potatoes (none of that hash brown shite)
Beans
Mushrooms.

2 slices of brown bread and butter.
Can of full fat coke.
Lashings of brown sauce.

That is the perfect breakfast and would be my condemned man’s last meal.

Clasie is going to be busy this afternoon

 

[exiledclaseboy]

2 x black pudding
2 x sausages
2 x bacon
1 x egg
Fried potatoes (none of that hash brown shite)
Beans
Mushrooms.

2 slices of brown bread and butter.
Can of full fat coke.
Lashings of brown sauce.

That is the perfect breakfast and would be my condemned man’s last meal.

So much to deal with there.

Lose the mushrooms obviously.
Good shout on fried spuds, but hashes are a fine alternative.
Now, bread and butter is an acceptable alternative to toast. But BROWN? With a cooked breakfast? What fresh hell is this chaos?
Cold drinks have no place with a breakfast. Tea please. One cup with and one after.

 

[J_B]

Well any cafe that includes toast as one of the items isn’t worth visiting because toast should be an included “extra” in any cafe worth its salt. Next you’ll be telling me a cup of tea is included as one of your choices as well. But setting aside that utter madness:

Two sausages
Two bacon
Two hash browns
Beans
Egg (appropriately separated from the beans)
Black pudding
Toast.

So you're including toast in your 10 after all?
Black pudding is disgusting and should only be offered to dogs. Mushrooms instead and we're getting there. A second egg instead of toast is the answer. Toast is the extra so isn't included.
Coffee not tea.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Mushrooms on boats.

Lay a good bed of manure and they'll grow beautifully

 

[Neath_Jack]

So you're including toast in your 10 after all?
Black pudding is disgusting and should only be offered to dogs. Mushrooms instead and we're getting there. A second egg instead of toast is the answer. Toast is the extra so isn't included.
Coffee not tea.

Toast has no business being near a cooked breakfast. If you want toast, stick some beans on them and don’t insult the full mackonkey.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Mushrooms are awful things. Fact.

Rubbish, you can't just make that claim and call it a Fact, I love mushrooms, now that is a Fact

 

[Darran]

So you're including toast in your 10 after all?
Black pudding is disgusting and should only be offered to dogs. Mushrooms instead and we're getting there. A second egg instead of toast is the answer. Toast is the extra so isn't included.
Coffee not tea.

I remember when we were in Ireland for the Swans preseason tour they had black pudding and white pudding.

 

[Smurph]

Lay a good bed of manure and they'll grow beautifully

That's full of

 

[Niigata Jack]

So you're including toast in your 10 after all?
Black pudding is disgusting and should only be offered to dogs. Mushrooms instead and we're getting there. A second egg instead of toast is the answer. Toast is the extra so isn't included.
Coffee not tea.

I love Black pudding, a fresh slice of buttered bread off a Farmhouse White loaf is a thing of beauty to mop up the juices off the plate once the breakfast has been consumed.
Washed down with a mug full of Tea.

 

[Cooperman]

Well any cafe that includes toast as one of the items isn’t worth visiting because toast should be an included “extra” in any cafe worth its salt. Next you’ll be telling me a cup of tea is included as one of your choices as well. But setting aside that utter madness:

Two sausages
Two bacon
Two hash browns
Beans
Egg (appropriately separated from the beans)
Black pudding
Toast.

Nope, tea and toast wasn't in the T&C's. Toast was an item, tea was ordered separately.

At risk of sounding like Alan Partridge, it's absolutely imperative that beans and egg do not come into contact with each other. But I will say, you do need more egg in your life.

 

[Niigata Jack]

That's full of

Wash the fuckers first mun, you'll never make a chef Smurfy

 

[Cooperman]

2 x black pudding
2 x sausages
2 x bacon
1 x egg
Fried potatoes (none of that hash brown shite)
Beans
Mushrooms.

2 slices of brown bread and butter.
Can of full fat coke.
Lashings of brown sauce.

That is the perfect breakfast and would be my condemned man’s last meal.

Not just breakfast. It's a meal that I will happily eat for tea as well.

 

[Smurph]

Wash the fuckers first mun, you'll never make a chef Smurfy

You'll lose some flavor doing that, mun

 

[Niigata Jack]

Toast has no business being near a cooked breakfast. If you want toast, stick some beans on them and don’t insult the full mackonkey.

Don't be daft nothing wrong with a slice of toast.

 

[Niigata Jack]

You'll lose some flavor doing that, mun

Don't be daft.