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Both Ronald and Franco have definitely improved with regards to theatrics. I am sure Matos has got into them about it.
Now all we need to do is get Ronald to deliver even 10% of what a normal winger does in the following categories
1. Crossing the ball vaguely toward a team mate
2. Not charging into defenders and hoping he will somehow emerge the other side with the ball
3. Shooting under the horizontal bit of wood and between the 2 vertical bits of wood
4. Opening a rule book and turning to the chapter re the off side rule
 
Any player that holds their face when there has been no contact with the face should get yellow carded for simulation
 
Both Ronald and Franco have definitely improved with regards to theatrics. I am sure Matos has got into them about it.
Now all we need to do is get Ronald to deliver even 10% of what a normal winger does in the following categories
1. Crossing the ball vaguely toward a team mate
2. Not charging into defenders and hoping he will somehow emerge the other side with the ball
3. Shooting under the horizontal bit of wood and between the 2 vertical bits of wood
4. Opening a rule book and turning to the chapter re the off side rule
5. Remembering you're from Brazil not Bonymaen (apologies to anyone from the latter)
 
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