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  1. Ronald Parp

    Vitor Matos Named Swansea City Boss as New Era Begins at the Swansea.com Stadium

    Not sure what that means? I’ve been consistent right the way through. I hope he does well, obviously. Do I think we’re fucked? I think there is a very high probability.
  2. Ronald Parp

    Rossi's Review 🍿

    Bit harsh.🤣
  3. Ronald Parp

    Rossi's Review 🍿

    Let me know. 👍
  4. Ronald Parp

    Rossi's Review 🍿

    I could do it as special request if you ask nicely.
  5. Ronald Parp

    Ignoring threads

    How do you unignore them?
  6. Ronald Parp

    Rossi's Review 🍿

    Prefer a hot sausage.
  7. Ronald Parp

    Motivators

    If you could spell Darren Prosser properly you could make arse doners out of it.
  8. Ronald Parp

    Motivators

    Must be good then.
  9. Ronald Parp

    Rossi's Review 🍿

    Rossi’s hasn’t been good for a long time, service poor and if you sit down to eat it’s as if you walked in and took a shit in the floor. I do eat there relatively frequently due to circumstances and usually go for the rice dishes, curry or chilli, which taste okay but are never hot enough. A...
  10. Ronald Parp

    Vitor Matos Named Swansea City Boss as New Era Begins at the Swansea.com Stadium

    We’ve already binned Hellberg off once in favour of Sheehan. I’d eat my own shit if anyone could prove to me that he was ever a first choice after that. Vic Tomato is their guy, for better or for worse, and now he is here I wish him nothing but the best.
  11. Ronald Parp

    Gigs ‘26

  12. Ronald Parp

    Vitor Matos Named Swansea City Boss as New Era Begins at the Swansea.com Stadium

    Yippee!
  13. Ronald Parp

    Vitor Matos Arrives in Swansea: A Club at the Crossroads

    We’re in big trouble.
  14. Ronald Parp

    Relegation? Should We Be Worried?

    You’re not allowed to say that. Apparently preseason friendliest are about fitness only. Everyone could see it was a disaster and no one was wanted to admit it.
  15. Ronald Parp

    Relegation? Should We Be Worried?

    I think we could get relegated easily. We’re in freefall and I’ve seen nothing to suggest we’ve got the right tools to dig ourselves out of this hole. The club has been rotten for a while but it’s been glossed over by gazillionaire owners, celebs and a lunatic pulling the strings in...
  16. Ronald Parp

    Nathan Gill

    Nah, Farage has acted like he didn’t even know the smarmy twat. Nice though, along with Trump’s unpopularity hopefully there’ll be some kind of awakening, we’ll see.
  17. Ronald Parp

    Nathan Gill

    Yeah, they don’t do that sort of things these days though, do they?
  18. Ronald Parp

    Nathan Gill

    Chuffed that he’s got 10 years, fucking twat.
  19. Ronald Parp

    S25/26 | The Official Match Thread | Bristol City 3 Swansea City 0 | Att: 23,842 (2,483 Away) | 22/11/25 | The EFL Championship | Ashton Gate

    I think so.
  20. Ronald Parp

    The ‘Vítor Matos’ Managerial Thread

    Not blaming him. We obviously have inept clueless people running the club. Happy to take the plaudits for celebrity investors and ‘master stroke’ transfers, but absolutely nada when the going gets tough.

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