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  1. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Sunderland 0 Swansea City 1 | Att: 42,263 | The EFL Championship

    How about everyone pointing at them shouting 'you Jack bastard' and pointing at them? Alternative medicine and all that. Hopefully that's taken in the spirit it's intended!
  2. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Sunderland 0 Swansea City 1 | Att: 42,263 | The EFL Championship

    Alright I'll get back in my box for the second half and another Eom screamer. :ROFLMAO:
  3. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Sunderland 0 Swansea City 1 | Att: 42,263 | The EFL Championship

    Great news.
  4. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Sunderland 0 Swansea City 1 | Att: 42,263 | The EFL Championship

    Oh I agree guys, I just think it's something that needs to be looked at, because this was extremely rare pre-COVID (I'm not suggesting it's anything to do with that btw).
  5. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Sunderland 0 Swansea City 1 | Att: 42,263 | The EFL Championship

    Hope the man/woman is ok. Going to sound like a bit of a cock now probably, but I don't see why games have to be suspended because of a medical issue in the crowd. Stop the game if you need to, fine, but you have 20k+ people in the ground and it's fairly likely something will happen to someone...
  6. MrSwerve

    Oxford - Last Home Game

    Do you want me to quote Mr Prosser? :ROFLMAO:
  7. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Sunderland 0 Swansea City 1 | Att: 42,263 | The EFL Championship

    Looks like a lovely day up there, just like that day in 2017. One of my favourite away games I've been to...felt like a home game.
  8. MrSwerve

    Oxford - Last Home Game

    Give them half the ground and put the reserves out. I jest, of course...would (almost!) never want to see the Swans lose, but if we're safe and a loss would guarantee 'them' relegation, of course I'd want a loss. I think most would, despite some 'holier than thou' posts.
  9. MrSwerve

    Cardiff City Relegation Party. #findyourlevel

    Course they will be. The human race would be on the edge of extinction due to nuclear war and they'd still be at a derelict Legoland trying to scrape a 0-0 against no opposition.
  10. MrSwerve

    Fisting

    Hasn't been much of it at Legoland lately if you read the Anus board.
  11. MrSwerve

    Cardiff City Relegation Party. #findyourlevel

    While we aren't 'safe' yet, I think we're 'safe enough' to want some teams around Cardiff picking up points.
  12. MrSwerve

    Fisting

    Fisting was a German thing then. I did see some movies years ago that arose my suspicions. It’s just such a generic thing now. Feels like every single manager does it. Russy absolutely loved a good fisting at the end of a win.
  13. MrSwerve

    Fisting

    Get yer mind out of the gutter. :ROFLMAO: But now that I’ve got your attention… Does anyone remember who started this daft three fist pumps thing that the manager seemingly has to do at the end of every win? I seem to remember Paul Clement doing it a couple of times…
  14. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City 1 Derby County 0 | Att: 16,501 | The EFL Championship

    MASSIVE result that one. Huge. I think (I really don't want to say it but I will, touching wood - no, not that one, even though Joe Allen is rather sexy) we are safe now. Couple of points and we're fine.
  15. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City 1 Derby County 0 | Att: 16,501 | The EFL Championship

    Good to hear the Jack Army in full-voice. Lovely job today.
  16. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City 1 Derby County 0 | Att: 16,501 | The EFL Championship

    To be fair to Mon, it is opposites day.
  17. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City 1 Derby County 0 | Att: 16,501 | The EFL Championship

    Eom is God.
  18. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City 1 Derby County 0 | Att: 16,501 | The EFL Championship

    Honestly the table means nothing at this stage. Anyone can beat anyone. I mean, it wouldn't have been unfair if we'd beaten Leeds 3-2 last week and everyone thought that was nigh-on impossible. It's squeaky bum time for everyone 15th and below.
  19. MrSwerve

    Derby Dilemma? Not for me!

    Spoken to a couple of people this week that have mentioned this. Utterly barmy to want us to lose with the position we’re in. Sure, our position in the table looks comfy but we’re only 5 points off the drop. A loss against a side below us is the last thing we need at the moment…who knows what...
  20. MrSwerve

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Leeds United 2 Swansea City 2 | Att: 35,574 (784 Away) | The EFL Championship

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE CROWD GOES WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Middlesbrough v Swansea City

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