FAO Blaze

[Darran]

Who's the young lady on the right ?

Prick. 👁👁

 

[Cooperman]

Looks like a skinny version of Sonia from Eastenders :lol:

Sorry Darran, but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Darran]

Looks like a skinny version of Sonia from Eastenders :lol:

Sorry Darran, but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excuse me?

 

[Cooperman]

Sorry Darran, but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excuse me?

I apologise unreservedly for laughing but there is an element of truth in what Monty said.

 

[Darran]

Excuse me?

I apologise unreservedly for laughing but there is an element of truth in what Monty said.

Montys never funny,never. :lol:

 

[Swanjaxs]

Don’t do it son.

Three of us from Baglan me,Dovis and Nog went to Rotterdam in 1981 we were out there when Charles and Diana got married and every bar we went in all everyone was interested in was watching the royal wedding,we got bored with old Big Ears and Lady Di oon the telly so we took LSD and went to the zoo.
We were off our heads and as we walked past the kitchens where they prepared food for the animals Dovis picked up a sack of carrots and slung it over his shoulder.
As we were walking around the zoo he was throwing carrots to the animals.
Walks past the chimps in goes a carrot,chimp picks it up and starts eating it.
Walks past a lake and there’s a hippo standing there with it’s mouth wide open and Dovis aims a carrot straight in.
Me and Nog were hanging on each other laughing and everyone was giving us ghastly looks.
With that we go through a door and find ourselves inside the lion house at the back part where they go to sleep.
There’s a big male lion sleeping on its side with his paws up against the bars.
Dovis takes a long carrot out of the sack,leans over the safety barrier and is just able to reach to gently stroke the pads on the underneath of the lions paw.

Jesus Holy Mother of God you had to be there to see how quick the lion moved and let out the biggest roar you’ll ever hear.
Me and Nog shit ourselves and ran for it.
The only problem was we couldn’t get out because there was so many people trying to get in to see what the commotion was.

True story. :lol:

There we are in Holland. :lol:

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[DJack]

I haven’t been on anything for a long time Pie Man,I haven’t even had a pint since May 2nd mainly because my daughters not well.

Well done, she's a diamond and worth the sacrifice.

 

[Darran]

Another time I was a bit stoned and had the munchies,my mother walked in and I was sitting by the table dipping a Mars bar in brown sauce. :lol:

 

[Swanjaxs]

I chewed a quarter bag of Spanish root when I was younger, was off my tits for days