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From the Brentford forum.

What happened to Brentford? I used to enjoy my visits there. Fans were always welcoming. I have never seen such perennially decent club/fanbase turn in to such a laughably arrogant bunch of tw@ts almost overnight. I guess its true. A club is the image of their manager and he's a size 10 cnt. If we go up great. If not I can look back on our 7 seasons and major trophy win with fond memories and watch Brentford shyt the bed once again.
 
sainthelens said:
tw3medix said:
Hi Swans. Courtesy call really. Just wanted to check up on André. My and my chums were quite concerned for him for a little while the other night. Please could you pass on our best wishes and tell him we hope he pulls through and suffers no long term effects from the seizure which took him over for a couple of minutes on Wednesday. Best.

To me you sound the type that thinks dog grooming is chatting up puppies online.
So get back in yer box and fck off back to that toilet of a postcode.

Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.
 
Pontyjack said:
ABSwan said:
At the same time as Stagmad was another WUM from Oxford United. Can't remember his name though

Oxoman ? or Oxo something anyway . Ah those were the days ! :lol:

Oxoman indeed, I'd forgotten about him :lol:
 
tw3medix said:
sainthelens said:
To me you sound the type that thinks dog grooming is chatting up puppies online.
So get back in yer box and fck off back to that toilet of a postcode.

Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.

Please give our best regards to your fanbase who seems to be under the misinterpretation that you were robbed on Wednesday

Lets hope your managers feels the same level of injustice as it papers over the fact that you dominated a game you failed to win. It happens, shit happens, move on, get over it.

And pass on our regards to your goalkeeper who seems (according to your ilk) to have been the only person in history to be assaulted on a football pitch but no actual blood was drawn. Go figure.
 
tw3medix said:
sainthelens said:
To me you sound the type that thinks dog grooming is chatting up puppies online.
So get back in yer box and fck off back to that toilet of a postcode.

Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.
You've described yer manager pretty well, but stick around pal, plenty on here have far more eloquent descriptions.
 
tw3medix said:
sainthelens said:
To me you sound the type that thinks dog grooming is chatting up puppies online.
So get back in yer box and fck off back to that toilet of a postcode.

Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.

i hope your keeper is ok, he nearly died with that collision with bidwell! who the fck are Brentford ffs, literally only been relevant for past two seasons challenging for the playoffs, werent they in league 2 or something 5 years ago (didnt have time to check as we were in our 7 seasons in the prem)
 
tw3medix said:
sainthelens said:
To me you sound the type that thinks dog grooming is chatting up puppies online.
So get back in yer box and fck off back to that toilet of a postcode.

Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.
I like you anyway my lovely boy, I know a Brentford fan quiet well, Dai Brentford we call him, works for BA as an air steward, his relatives are from Penlan ( a particularly affluent part of Swansea), do you know him?

Anyway, I'm off to boil some leeks for dinner before taking my pet sheep out for a stroll down the Mumbles, socially distancing along the way of course.
Iechyd da boyo 👍🐑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
 
tw3medix said:
sainthelens said:
To me you sound the type that thinks dog grooming is chatting up puppies online.
So get back in yer box and fck off back to that toilet of a postcode.

Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.

I share your concern, but you described him as 'slack-jawed' when you obviously meant 'bug-eyed'. Let's hope the medical professionals are doing what they can with him, the poor dab.


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JackSomething said:
tw3medix said:
Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.

I share your concern, but you described him as 'slack-jawed' when you obviously meant 'bug-eyed'. Let's hope the medical professionals are doing what they can with him, the poor dab.


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Mourinho mouth, but without the talent. If he was as good as he thought was, surely a decent job would have come up for him? Even Cooper was linked with WBA.
 
Dunno why they think they are so shit hot.. They just a little shit hole from under the M4 flyover
 
tw3medix said:
Hi Swans. Courtesy call really. Just wanted to check up on André. My and my chums were quite concerned for him for a little while the other night. Please could you pass on our best wishes and tell him we hope he pulls through and suffers no long term effects from the seizure which took him over for a couple of minutes on Wednesday. Best.



How's Sergi Canos?? The way he screamed and rolled about on the pitch, I thought our sniper had fvcking shot him!!
 
TheLoneRanger said:
tw3medix said:
Hi Swans. Courtesy call really. Just wanted to check up on André. My and my chums were quite concerned for him for a little while the other night. Please could you pass on our best wishes and tell him we hope he pulls through and suffers no long term effects from the seizure which took him over for a couple of minutes on Wednesday. Best.



How's Sergi Canos?? The way he screamed and rolled about on the pitch, I thought our sniper had fvcking shot him!!

Probably a Bidwell elbow - the thug that he is :lol:
 
TheLoneRanger said:
PSumbler said:
Probably a Bidwell elbow - the thug that he is :lol:



It was naughty Naughton, the assassin. He'll be on Crimewatch now with that thug Bidwell. 😂😂

Sleep well, don't have nightmares!
 
JackSomething said:
tw3medix said:
Well there's lovely, mun, isn't it? You reach out in good faith and all you get is pelters in return. I was also going to express my concern for the mental well-being of the slack-jawed lad who was sent out in front of the cameras after the game. But I won't bother now. He's twp in the head, that one is.

I share your concern, but you described him as 'slack-jawed' when you obviously meant 'bug-eyed'. Let's hope the medical professionals are doing what they can with him, the poor dab.


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Easy to see the confusion. The like likeness between the two coaches is uncanny,
 

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