Guess the artist one liner thread...

[Swanjaxs]

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited, waited just to love you
Now that I have found you, don't ever go
Don't ever go, I love you so

 

[Swanjaxs]

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited, waited just to love you
Now that I have found you, don't ever go
Don't ever go, I love you so

And no, this isn't a text message from me to Prosser before anyone asks

 

[Muteswan]

The wonderful Dusty, you’re talking my era now.

 

[Swanjaxs]

As I walked home on a Summer night
When stars in Heav'n were shining bright
Far away from the footlight's glare
Into the sweet and scented air
Of a quaint old Cornish town

 

[Swanjaxs]

What colour is the valley, Mam?
And will you help me start?
Shall I paint the Con Club yellow,
And paint the Welfare blue?

 

[Professor]

HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?!

Are there chips with the fish?

 

[Swanjaxs]

Are there chips with the fish?

Yes!

 

[J_B]

What colour is the valley, Mam?
And will you help me start?
Shall I paint the Con Club yellow,
And paint the Welfare blue?

That’s the Glynneath Shakespeare again.

 

[TheLoneRanger]

As I walked home on a Summer night
When stars in Heav'n were shining bright
Far away from the footlight's glare
Into the sweet and scented air
Of a quaint old Cornish town

Terry "The Wig" Wogan.

 

[Swanjaxs]

I get camping eyes in the final hour
Last minute shoppers picking cauliflower
The fuss they make, you'd swear they were buying a car
They always moan, moan it's not so cheap
Cheaper still, cheaper still down the street
Lose my rag and tell them take your bag and shop down there
Closing down, they're closing down another road
One way, system steals the show
Mac the knife swigs a can and sings the day away...

 

[exiledclaseboy]

I get camping eyes in the final hour
Last minute shoppers picking cauliflower
The fuss they make, you'd swear they were buying a car
They always moan, moan it's not so cheap
Cheaper still, cheaper still down the street
Lose my rag and tell them take your bag and shop down there
Closing down, they're closing down another road
One way, system steals the show
Mac the knife swigs a can and sings the day away...

‘Phonics. Tramp’s vest. Great song, great album. Then they went to shit.

 

[Swanjaxs]

‘Phonics. Tramp’s vest. Great song, great album. Then they went to shit.

Absolutely! Went tits up when Kelly decided to go all "Bono like" and think too much about the lyrics

 

[Swanjaxs]

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin', everybody's in the play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day? Hey

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin', everybody's in the play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day? Hey

Mr Blue Sky. ELO.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Tobias Willcock...