Andrew - North Hill
Tommy Hutchison
- Joined
- Aug 11, 2023
- Messages
- 1,197
- Reaction score
- 691
The last time one of our very twpest managers rested Matty was Southampton in the Cup.
Martin made Downs captain and CDM - warra complete fack-up that was - Downs was completely bamboozled, flummoxed and way out of his depth with the complexity of Martin's bonkers system - until Matty came on 2nd half to rescue the situation and take us into extra time.
Matty - The last remaining shred, our corporate glue to our proper playing heritage.
Yeah, because of course Flynn Downes was famously shit for us, landing Best Newcomer at our end of season awards before going on to play Premier League football for both West Ham United and Southampton.
Meanwhile Statty Grimes is still here, still doing his pointless passing, still doing hardly any goals or assists, whilst still treating opposition goals as if they're of someone else's concern to sort out.
If he's a glue, what kind of glue is he? Is he one of the 50p ones you get off a stall in Clydach market?