James Bond/Roger Moore

[Darran]

So I was beautiful days festival with backstage passes and watched the magnificent Glenn tilbrook from the side of the stage. Excellent he was but as soon as he finished I sped to the toilet to expel the enormous amount of piss that had collected in my bladder.

Now then, it was quite dark in the portoloo and somehow I managed to pee over my hand. As I exited the plastic pee parlour I was delighted to see Glenn approaching, assumedly for a squeeze of his own bladder. Well I shook his hand with my dripping fingers exclaiming that the performance was a triumph only to be met with the comment that my hand was covered “in what I hope is piss, although even that would be a hollow victory. Glad you enjoyed the set though, you disgusting pig”.

Up the junction!

:lol:

ECB will be so jealous. :mrgreen:

 

[monmouth]

Can anyone link David Niven and James Bond?

There’s one easy way and one hard way. The hard way would show a real Bond fan, as I was as a kid.

CR.

Yep.

The less well known one one. Fleming clearly thought a lot of Niven and indeed wanted him to play Bond. Explicitly in the book of You Only Live Twice, Kissy Suzuki tells Bond that Hollywood was full of disgusting pigs, except Niven, who is a real gentleman. Oh, and she calls her fishing cormorant ‘David’ after him. A 50 year memory…surely I have better things to remember

 

[WxmJax]

CR.

Yep.

The less we’ll known one one. Fleming clearly thought a lot of Niven and indeed wanted him to play Bond. Explicitly in the book of You Only Live Twice, Kissy Suzuki tells Bond that Hollywood was full of disgusting pigs, except Niven, who is a real gentleman.

His first autobiography, The Moon's A Balloon, was a great read.

 

[monmouth]

Yep.

The less we’ll known one one. Fleming clearly thought a lot of Niven and indeed wanted him to play Bond. Explicitly in the book of You Only Live Twice, Kissy Suzuki tells Bond that Hollywood was full of disgusting pigs, except Niven, who is a real gentleman.

His first autobiography, The Moon's A Balloon, was a great read.

Yes, read it years ago. Excellent. In fact might see if I can find it for another shot. My sister absolutely loved that book.

 

[CygnusX1]

I met Don Estelle in Boscombe where he was dressed in full Khaki’s, singing whispering grass through a speaker trying to shift some cassettes.

Bet you can’t beat that

 

[Jack2jack]

I met Don Estelle in Boscombe where he was dressed in full Khaki’s, singing whispering grass through a speaker trying to shift some cassettes.

Bet you can’t beat that

Was in Brixham a few years back, the missus went to powder her nose. As I was standing outside, who should rock up, but Bobby Ball, yeah I know. Anyways he sparked up a fag, we had a chat, he walk off just before the missus came out. Nice fella.

 

[Costello]

I met Timmy Mallett once, called him a cvnt and repeatedly battered him over the head with an inflatable claw hammer whilst screaming at him incessantly to name top 10 hits from 70s pop combo Racey

 

[dickythorpe]

I met Norman Wisdom once in Cardiff. He was out of it.
Had a chat with Gerald Davies once who knew damn well I'd been pissing by the the bar in a pub very close to the Arms Park before an international, his parting line of "I hope the Welsh backline is as fluent as your bladder" is a proud moment.

 

[Darran]

I met Timmy Mallett once, called him a cvnt and repeatedly battered him over the head with an inflatable claw hammer whilst screaming at him incessantly to name top 10 hits from 70s pop combo Racey

Big Swans fan. :lol:

 

[Muteswan]

I bumped into Leroy Fer in B&Q Morfa , I think it was the day he signed for us, and he was buying a barbecue.

 

[Niigata Jack]

I met Norman Wisdom once in Cardiff. He was out of it.
Had a chat with Gerald Davies once who knew damn well I'd been pissing by the the bar in a pub very close to the Arms Park before an international, his parting line of "I hope the Welsh backline is as fluent as your bladder" is a proud moment.

Went for a piss in the Black boy and Brendan Rogers was in there having a piss, it was a beautiful moment :lol:

 

[Itchysphincter]

Continuing the theme, I once had a piss with Barry Sheene, in an F1 pit lane, in Melbourne. Exchanged the silent nod of the head and all.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

I also had a piss and a chat with Emlyn Hughes at a charity do in the Wilkie many decades ago.

 

[Costello]

I met Timmy Mallett once, called him a cvnt and repeatedly battered him over the head with an inflatable claw hammer whilst screaming at him incessantly to name top 10 hits from 70s pop combo Racey

Big Swans fan. :lol:

Yeah - threaten Pato with that mallet pal :lol:

 

[Costello]

I also had a piss alongside Tenpole Tudor. I stopped myself from jokingly saying 'how's about that for the swords of two men' in a Ken Dodd style