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Manchester Derby.

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I can't remember where I saw this first, but it's absolutely true that putting Haaland in that City team (which won the league last year playing mostly without a striker) is like having a cheat code.
 
Saw this on Reddit. Fastest players to get 3 hat-tricks in the Premier League. Insane.

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Isn't he also the first in PL history to get 3 hat tricks in a row?

His goals aside you shouldn't take away the two assists he had in this game too, especially the first one was a beauty of a ball that de Bruyne or David Silva would have been proud of.
 
bakajack said:
Isn't he also the first in PL history to get 3 hat tricks in a row?

His goals aside you shouldn't take away the two assists he had in this game too, especially the first one was a beauty of a ball that de Bruyne or David Silva would have been proud of.

On this form-unplayable. Quick, strong, excellent header of the back, accurate shot, and skilful.

As the centre of a Grealish-Haarland-Foden combination that looked scary yesterday, I can't see them as anything but champions (again)
 
Professor said:
bakajack said:
Isn't he also the first in PL history to get 3 hat tricks in a row?

His goals aside you shouldn't take away the two assists he had in this game too, especially the first one was a beauty of a ball that de Bruyne or David Silva would have been proud of.

On this form-unplayable. Quick, strong, excellent header of the back, accurate shot, and skilful.

As the centre of a Grealish-Haarland-Foden combination that looked scary yesterday, I can't see them as anything but champions (again)

They're becoming PSG or Bayern-like in that winning the title is to be expected, it's the CL that is the true measure of their success.
 
I like that he doesn’t fall over or dive at the slightest contact. A proper player.
 
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