Martin Gone!

[JazzSwan]

 

[J_B]

You should be carpeted for that.

 

[Nocountryforoldjack]

Pulled the rug from right under me then

 

[dickythorpe]

A shaggy dog story

 

[bakajack]

Piles of bad puns in here.
This whole thread should just get carpet bombed

 

[sainthelens]

Wouldn't have him doing my floor, process will take too long.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Just been told he's left under a cloud.
Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs.

 

[legoman]

Someone needs to get a gripper this thread.