Nonce Head

[Neath_Jack]

They should do a long stretch for that.

Horrible pair of bastards.

 

[Monty]

16 posts on this thread and Darran is the only one that finds it funny

 

[Darran]

Why do people automatically assume he’s disabled because he can’t read or write?
There’s hundreds of travellers in the area that can’t read or write and there’s fuck all wrong with them either.
PC Andrew Harper’s stinking murderers couldn’t read or write they weren’t disabled.

I remember being in a party years ago in Baglan when some of the boys cut off Patrick Walsh’s long hair after he crashed and glued it to his chest.
Then because there was glue left they lifted his shirt up and glued it to his back.

I remember being in another party when Terry Pascoe was out cold and someone found one of those kids soldier shoe paint things and painted a blue handle bar moustache on him,he woke up about 5am and asked what the time was,panicked because he was working mornings,run straight out of the house,got on the bus to the steelworks,walked in the hot mill and the first person he saw was his father who was coming off nights. :lol:

Neither of them were disabled either but there weren’t so many humourless twats around then.

I’ve even had some good ones done to myself.

 

[Neath_Jack]

Why do people automatically assume he’s disabled because he can’t read or write?
There’s hundreds of travellers in the area that can’t read or write and there’s fuck all wrong with them either.
PC Andrew Harper’s stinking murderers couldn’t read or write they weren’t disabled.

I remember being in a party years ago in Baglan when some of the boys cut off Patrick Walsh’s long hair after he crashed and glued it to his chest.
Then because there was glue left they lifted his shirt up and glued it to his back.

I remember being in another party when Terry Pascoe was out cold and someone found one of those kids soldier shoe paint things and painted a blue handle bar moustache on him,he woke up about 5am and asked what the time was,panicked because he was working mornings,run straight out of the house,got on the bus to the steelworks,walked in the hot mill and the first person he saw was his father who was coming off nights. :lol:

Neither of them were disabled either but there weren’t so many humourless twats around then.

I’ve even had some good ones done to myself.

There's a big difference between what you described, and being disfigured for life.

We've all messed about in all nighters, shaven hair, eyebrows, make up etc.

Would you find it funny if someone done that to your son?

 

[Darran]

Why do people automatically assume he’s disabled because he can’t read or write?
There’s hundreds of travellers in the area that can’t read or write and there’s fuck all wrong with them either.
PC Andrew Harper’s stinking murderers couldn’t read or write they weren’t disabled.

I remember being in a party years ago in Baglan when some of the boys cut off Patrick Walsh’s long hair after he crashed and glued it to his chest.
Then because there was glue left they lifted his shirt up and glued it to his back.

I remember being in another party when Terry Pascoe was out cold and someone found one of those kids soldier shoe paint things and painted a blue handle bar moustache on him,he woke up about 5am and asked what the time was,panicked because he was working mornings,run straight out of the house,got on the bus to the steelworks,walked in the hot mill and the first person he saw was his father who was coming off nights. :lol:

Neither of them were disabled either but there weren’t so many humourless twats around then.

I’ve even had some good ones done to myself.

There's a big difference between what you described, and being disfigured for life.

We've all messed about in all nighters, shaven hair, eyebrows, make up etc.

Would you find it funny if someone done that to your son?

Disfigured? It would probably have been a piece of piss to remove it if he hadn’t have had a big stinking tattoo over it.

 

[Neath_Jack]

There's a big difference between what you described, and being disfigured for life.

We've all messed about in all nighters, shaven hair, eyebrows, make up etc.

Would you find it funny if someone done that to your son?

Disfigured? It would probably have been a piece of piss to remove it if he hadn’t have had a big stinking tattoo over it.

So you wouldn't mind someone doing it to your boy then?

 

[Darran]

When me and my wife got married I’d been in St Lawrence Hospital for months and had several more months to go so they let me come home for a month so me and my wife got married.
Didn’t tell anyone at all and went to the registry office in Neath with her friend and her friends boyfriend for witness.
Came home and went in the Ship Tavern for a couple of pints then went up Schooners for a munch and a drink.
Following morning my wife phoned all our family and friends up to tell them and we got descended on by loads with beer,wine etc.
Me and my mates were bladdered and my gran had had a sherry or two.
One of my oldest mates from Sandfields,Port Talbot who is a massive West Ham fan wrote WHU with little cross hammers on my grans forehead with a black marker pen.
She did her best to get it off but had to go to a function in the chapel in Ritson Street the following day with it still faintly visible.

Great times. :lol:

 

[Darran]

Disfigured? It would probably have been a piece of piss to remove it if he hadn’t have had a big stinking tattoo over it.

So you wouldn't mind someone doing it to your boy then?

Well if he kept company like that it would be his fault.
He can read and write though.

 

[Neath_Jack]

So you wouldn't mind someone doing it to your boy then?

Well if he kept company like that it would be his fault.
He can read and write though.

So if your son came home with Nonce and a ballbag tattoo on his forehead, it would be okay?

 

[exiledclaseboy]

So you wouldn't mind someone doing it to your boy then?

Well if he kept company like that it would be his fault.
He can read and write though.

You’d be fucking tamping and you know it.

 

[Darran]

Well if he kept company like that it would be his fault.
He can read and write though.

So if your son came home with Nonce and a ballbag tattoo on his forehead, it would be okay?

What the fuck do you want he’s a fucking adult if he got into bother it would be his fault.
Anyway how are you so high and mighty you’d be serving life if you weren’t so skint. :lol:

 

[Darran]

Well if he kept company like that it would be his fault.
He can read and write though.

You’d be fucking tamping and you know it.

What would it have to do with me? Mind you I’d like to think he wouldn’t have a huge tattoo to hide it like that thick twat plus he’s not bald like you?

 

[Neath_Jack]

So if your son came home with Nonce and a ballbag tattoo on his forehead, it would be okay?

What the fuck do you want he’s a fucking adult if he got into bother it would be his fault.
Anyway how are you so high and mighty you’d be serving life if you weren’t so skint. :lol:

I don't want anything, other than for you to admit that it isn't funny as fuck, it's GBH.

I'm not being high and mighty, I'm being reasonable as are the rest of the posters in this thread.

 

[Darran]

What the fuck do you want he’s a fucking adult if he got into bother it would be his fault.
Anyway how are you so high and mighty you’d be serving life if you weren’t so skint. :lol:

I don't want anything, other than for you to admit that it isn't funny as fuck, it's GBH.

I'm not being high and mighty, I'm being reasonable as are the rest of the posters in this thread.

You want me to admit that something I thought was funny isn’t funny?

Nah. :lol:

 

[BanosSwan]

Can't it be both?