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Nonce Head

After falling asleep at a mates gaff after a big night on the piss I woke up ran for and jumped on the bus for work at about 7am, there were several people on there tittering at me, it was only when I finally arrived at work went into the bog for a piss and saw TWAT on my fucking forehead.

I just laughed but only because I could actually get rid of said letters, I wouldnt be too happy if some cunt had nonce tattooed on my bonce.
 
Fireboy said:
After falling asleep at a mates gaff after a big night on the piss I woke up ran for and jumped on the bus for work at about 7am, there were several people on there tittering at me, it was only when I finally arrived at work went into the bog for a piss and saw TWAT on my fucking forehead.

I just laughed but only because I could actually get rid of said letters, I wouldnt be too happy if some cunt had nonce tattooed on my bonce.

I fell asleep and someone tied my shoe laces together,I got up and butted a glass door shattering the glass.
It was in my wife’s best friends house. It was her birthday last week and she mentioned it. :lol:
 
Darran said:
Fireboy said:
After falling asleep at a mates gaff after a big night on the piss I woke up ran for and jumped on the bus for work at about 7am, there were several people on there tittering at me, it was only when I finally arrived at work went into the bog for a piss and saw TWAT on my fucking forehead.

I just laughed but only because I could actually get rid of said letters, I wouldnt be too happy if some cunt had nonce tattooed on my bonce.

I fell asleep and someone tied my shoe laces together,I got up and butted a glass door shattering the glass.
It was in my wife’s best friends house. It was her birthday last week and she mentioned it. :lol:

🤣🤣🤣
 
He may not be disabled, but probably has a low IQ.
Something him and Darren have in common
 

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