Salmond v Sturgeon 2 Fish Punfest

[Swanjaxs]

Perch will be carping on somewhere.

Perch is a twat!
No, he really is

 

[Darran]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon-criticises-alex-salmond-23557056.amp?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&__twitter_impression=true

 

[Jackmanandboy]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon-criticises-alex-salmond-23557056.amp?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&__twitter_impression=true

She's getting crabby.

 

[Darran]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon-criticises-alex-salmond-23557056.amp?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&__twitter_impression=true

She's getting crabby.

She needs to dig her eels in.

 

[Jackmanandboy]

She won't clam up.

 

[Pentyrchjack]

I think Salmon will r[eel] her in this Friday. Hook, line and kipper.

 

[Jackmanandboy]

Sturgeon beginning to flounder?