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Scouse Footballer's Home Robbery Clause

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If I was a talented and high profile footballer playing for Liverpool or Everton I would demand an annual bonus to offset the inevitable burglary that working in such a dodgy place demands. News of Fabinho's house getting raided last night...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-53521596

...just adds to a liltany of similar incidents....

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/15-liverpool-everton-players-burgled-15868890

Good job Swansea is so law-abiding.... :roll: :roll:
 
BrynCartwright said:
If I was a talented and high profile footballer playing for Liverpool or Everton I would demand an annual bonus to offset the inevitable burglary that working in such a dodgy place demands. News of Fabinho's house getting raided last night...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-53521596

...just adds to a liltany of similar incidents....

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/15-liverpool-everton-players-burgled-15868890

Good job Swansea is so law-abiding.... :roll: :roll:

Been going on a while. Very targeted. Not very low profile. One drops off at my son’s school. In a Lamborghini - trying to work out who. May be Gomes of Everton. He is very courteous to me in my VW Up!
 
Professor said:
BrynCartwright said:
If I was a talented and high profile footballer playing for Liverpool or Everton I would demand an annual bonus to offset the inevitable burglary that working in such a dodgy place demands. News of Fabinho's house getting raided last night...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-53521596

...just adds to a liltany of similar incidents....

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/15-liverpool-everton-players-burgled-15868890

Good job Swansea is so law-abiding.... :roll: :roll:

Been going on a while. Very targeted. Not very low profile. One drops off at my son’s school. In a Lamborghini - trying to work out who. May be Gomes of Everton. He is very courteous to me in my VW Up!

Up Beats perchance?
 
Professor said:
BrynCartwright said:
If I was a talented and high profile footballer playing for Liverpool or Everton I would demand an annual bonus to offset the inevitable burglary that working in such a dodgy place demands. News of Fabinho's house getting raided last night...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-53521596

...just adds to a liltany of similar incidents....

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/15-liverpool-everton-players-burgled-15868890

Good job Swansea is so law-abiding.... :roll: :roll:

Been going on a while. Very targeted. Not very low profile. One drops off at my son’s school. In a Lamborghini - trying to work out who. May be Gomes of Everton. He is very courteous to me in my VW Up!

Haha, that's such a professor's car!
 
airedale said:
Professor said:
Been going on a while. Very targeted. Not very low profile. One drops off at my son’s school. In a Lamborghini - trying to work out who. May be Gomes of Everton. He is very courteous to me in my VW Up!

Up Beats perchance?

No. The mid-range ‘move UP’. Wish it were the GTi, but very much the second car. Got DAB , Bluetooth and air con- al I need as most journeys are short. Has it for close to 3 years. Decent little car.
 
Professor said:
airedale said:
Up Beats perchance?

No. The mid-range ‘move UP’. Wish it were the GTi, but very much the second car. Got DAB , Bluetooth and air con- al I need as most journeys are short. Has it for close to 3 years. Decent little car.

Been looking at them myself as a second car, and I think I’d like one with the 70hp engine though.
 
What they all need is one of those signs people have warning of a massive dog living on the premises but put Duncan Ferguson's face on it instead.
 
There's no robberies in Swansea now as they have a sign with Coopers face on it warning people away. Even scousers are scared to rob the places
 
Builthjack said:
There's no robberies in Swansea now as they have a sign with Coopers face on it warning people away. Even scousers are scared to rob the places
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On churches ?
 
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