Darran said:
Let’s hope so we don’t want hoards of Scoucers descending on Swansea. :lol:
Did I tell you the one about the 3 expectant fathers in the waiting room of a maternity hospital in Liverpool?
One was a white Scouser, one was a white Mancunian and the other was a black Jamaican on holiday in the country.
The midwife comes into the waiting room and says that all 3 had become fathers of bouncing baby boys but there was a problem as the babies had been mixed up and she would like each father to go in one at a time and identify their child.
The Mancunian steps forward as volunteers to go in first, he comes out a couple of minutes later holding a black baby. The Jamaican says to him “ I think that baby is mine”
The Mancunian says, “No way, one of the babies in there is a Scouser and I’m not taking any chances.”