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Itchysphincter

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Who’s on the weave?

I got a nice bottle of Chablis going on. The missus is going to be livid when she realises but her and the beagle conspired to knock over the lovely glass of Burgundy I was caressing after dinner.
 
exiledclaseboy said:
Possibly the most middle class post I’ve ever read that.

Class init, you can’t buy it.

If it helps I had a Boddingtons shandy out of a can before dinner, that’s how I got a taste.
 
Itchysphincter said:
exiledclaseboy said:
Possibly the most middle class post I’ve ever read that.

Class init, you can’t buy it.

If it helps I had a Boddingtons shandy out of a can before dinner, that’s how I got a taste.

Even your shandy is twee.
 
exiledclaseboy said:
Itchysphincter said:
Class init, you can’t buy it.

If it helps I had a Boddingtons shandy out of a can before dinner, that’s how I got a taste.

Even your shandy is twee.

I don’t drink bitter but the yellow can jumped out at me a couple of weeks ago, reminded me of Melanie Sykes so I instinctively picked it up. Been in the fridge until I remembered tonight when I was cooking dinner.
 
At my house if anyone spills my wine the staff eject them from the premises immediately to spend time reflecting on their actions somewhere within the grounds. Assuming they are forthright with their apology they will be allowed to resume their duties.

On other occasions my brother and I have enjoyed the idiocy that is old Rosie. We lost 3 days, our common decency and dignity and a pet hamster called Derek. To this day we still mourn dear Derek!
 
Hi Tim, you have brightened up this forum.
I do hope Derek wasn't cajoled into trying to copy the squirrels with their devil may care attitude to bird feeders.....
 
Mrs and I shared a bottle of Apothic Red, she then decided to attack the Gin and I went on the Welsh Pale Ale and then Proper Job :D
 
Had a Brecon GnT with lime and plenty of ice to start and now on a couple of glasses of some Chilean Sauv Blanc before my rubdown by Miss Wales....
 
I had a bottle of Tyskie with my cod and chips (Roma) and settled down to watch Stranger Things with a bottle of Rioja.
 
DJack said:
I had a bottle of Tyskie with my cod and chips (Roma) and settled down to watch Stranger Things with a bottle of Rioja.


Try Hicks next time, way nicer.
 
Coors with a drop of Tesco concentrated lime juice is very refreshing. The only way I could drink Coors.
 
Coors with a drop of Tesco concentrated lime juice is very refreshing. The only way I could drink Coors.
 
Ice cold Moretti for me on a Saturday eve then a Guinness or two.
 

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