So where is everybody off on holidays then?

[Darran]

I don’t mean abroad, when we go somewhere with the dog it’s in the U.K.

I took a dog on holidays once.

 

[Skippyjack]

I took a dog on holidays once.

Did you fill him in or feed him mushrooms

 

[jack123]

Afraid to go anywhere, every time we comeback the Lad is in hospital, we daren't go abroad.

Sorry to hear that. I am a Gold Medal whinger, but when I read stuff like this, I know I should be grateful for what I have.

 

[FearOfAJackPlanet]

 

[Pegojack]

Does Peggy live in Spain?
He's never mentioned...

Eat your heart out, son, I'll be sitting by my swimming pool, sipping giant gin and tonics whilst I peruse the summer transfer news....

 

[Swanjaxs]

Eat your heart out, son, I'll be sitting by my swimming pool, sipping giant gin and tonics whilst I peruse the summer transfer news....

Good for you mush

 

[Smurph]

Eat your heart out, son, I'll be sitting by my swimming pool, sipping giant gin and tonics whilst I peruse the summer transfer news....

Don't forget your factor 50

 

[Niigata Jack]

Don't forget your factor 50

Doesn't need it now, he's fully acclimatised, he's come a long way from his days in Hereford walking along the Banks of the mighty river Wye

One of the good guys is Pego

 

[Smurph]

Doesn't need it now, he's fully acclimatised, he's come a long way from his days in Hereford walking along the Banks of the mighty river Wye

I always slap a bit on my big fat bald, head.

 

[Niigata Jack]

I always slap a bit on my big fat bald, head.

My belly is the first part of me to get plastered with factor 50

 

[Darran]

My belly is the first part of me to get plastered with factor 50

You don't need it on your head with that mop of dyed hair anyway.

 

[Smurph]

My belly is the first part of me to get plastered with factor 50

Ha ha, that's the next part of my body to get covered, followed by my man tits.

 

[Niigata Jack]

You don't need it on your head with that mop of dyed hair anyway.

Change the fecking record you soppy twat, anyway, I had it cut last week and its not dyed and its never been dyed.

 

[J_B]

Edinburgh with the grandchildren in August and then recovering in Berlin and Munich in September.

 

[Skippyjack]

Change the fecking record you soppy twat, anyway, I had it cut last week and its not dyed and its never been dyed.

It's funny that he never mentions his cheap trick mates dyed hair, talk about double standards.. it's like you're beneath him.. I was coming round to the fact that he was the sane one, but this just proves he's got ulterior motives