• ***IMPORTANT*** SOME PASSWORDS NOT WORKING

    There has been some issues with user passwords. Some users may need to reset their passwords to login to the forum. Please use the password reset option when logging in. If you do experience issues and find our account is locked then please email admin@jackarmy.net Thanks

Strange Covid Rules

Darran

Roger Freestone
Joined
Jun 23, 2020
Messages
15,058
Reaction score
341
Location
A garage in Canoga Park
You can only have 30 people to a funeral or wedding but you can have 42 people in Costa Coffee in Porthcawl.
Tickled me that has. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Darran said:
You can only have 30 people to a funeral or wedding but you can have 42 people in Costa Coffee in Porthcawl.
Tickled me that has. :lol: :lol: :lol:

....so have your reception in Costa! Simples
 
Darran said:
You can only have 30 people to a funeral or wedding but you can have 42 people in Costa Coffee in Porthcawl.
Tickled me that has. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Only c*nts go to Costa ;)
 
Costello said:
Darran said:
You can only have 30 people to a funeral or wedding but you can have 42 people in Costa Coffee in Porthcawl.
Tickled me that has. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Only c*nts go to Costa ;)

That’s why I never went in there just read the sign on the door as I was passing you thick twát.
 
Darran said:
Costello said:
Only c*nts go to Costa ;)

That’s why I never went in there just read the sign on the door as I was passing you thick twát.

Keep your wig on scrot bag and go get your blanket and slippers. Besides, anyone that goes to a coffee shop is a complete and utter bell end by definition
 
Costello said:
Darran said:
That’s why I never went in there just read the sign on the door as I was passing you thick twát.

Keep your wig on scrot bag and go get your blanket and slippers. Besides, anyone that goes to a coffee shop is a complete and utter bell end by definition

Piss of IB,irritable bowel.
 
Darran said:
Costello said:
Keep your wig on scrot bag and go get your blanket and slippers. Besides, anyone that goes to a coffee shop is a complete and utter bell end by definition

Piss of IB,irritable bowel.
:p
 
Costello said:
Darran said:
That’s why I never went in there just read the sign on the door as I was passing you thick twát.

Keep your wig on scrot bag and go get your blanket and slippers. Besides, anyone that goes to a coffee shop is a complete and utter bell end by definition

Do enlighten us as to why this should be the case?
 
If you'd have been lucky enough to have been invited to the G7 conference, you could have gone to the BBQ on the beach with the other 46 hypocrites. Raab reckoned that the rules didn't apply to the government when engaging in official business. You couldn't make this shit up.😂🥴
 
This doesn’t seem to be rocket science to me. Those who go to Costa Coffee aren’t likely to be tempted to hug in the act of consoling grieving friends and/or relatives and in the case of weddings, drinking, dancing and partaking in general wedding related merriment.
 
exiledclaseboy said:
This doesn’t seem to be rocket science to me. Those who go to Costa Coffee aren’t likely to be tempted to hug in the act of consoling grieving friends and/or relatives and in the case of weddings, drinking, dancing and partaking in general wedding related merriment.

50 years of wisdom in that there post.
Here's to 50 more.😉👍
 
Darran said:
You can only have 30 people to a funeral or wedding but you can have 42 people in Costa Coffee in Porthcawl.
Tickled me that has. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wife's Brothers funeral Thursday and only 20 allowed in Crem, :?
 
legoman said:
Costello said:
Keep your wig on scrot bag and go get your blanket and slippers. Besides, anyone that goes to a coffee shop is a complete and utter bell end by definition

Do enlighten us as to why this should be the case?

Take no notice, its just Costello trying to be posh :lol:
 

Swansea City v Watford

Online statistics

Members online
4
Guests online
138
Total visitors
142

Members online

Forum statistics

Threads
19,019
Messages
265,277
Members
4,700
Back
Top