The Ashes 2025/26

[monmouth]

Dismal. Again. Mentally weak bunch of pussies.

They need a Botham innings from someone and Archer to do a Willis. Then the smug Oz would be crushed and they win the ashes. Maybe that’s the cunning plan . More likely to be supine surrender by 10 wickets.

 

[Cooperman]

Crap bowling. Crap batting. Crap fielding. Crap organisation and planning. A horrible tour so far and a change of approach is needed quickly.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Could have been worse, a lot worse: Hazlewood and Cummins...

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Oh well. Imagine how glorious the three two win will feel early in January.

 

[cmajack]

Crap bowling. Crap batting. Crap fielding. Crap organisation and planning. A horrible tour so far and a change of approach is needed quickly.

It's already too late, we have seen it countless times over the years, a meek surrender at the hands of the Aussies.

 

[lidojack]

When Scotty Boland is outscoring 4 (almost 5) of your top order you've got big problems.

 

[Swanjaxs]

At the moment, the Aussies have fronted up in both Tests; England have rolled over as per usual on Australian soil. Copy and paste stuff.

 

[Niigata Jack]

At the moment, the Aussies have fronted up in both Tests; England have rolled over as per usual on Australian soil. Copy and paste stuff.

I'll some it up for you Jaxxy they're fecking pathetic!

 

[Swanjaxs]

I'll some it up for you Jaxxy they're fecking pathetic!

It comes down to who has the biggest gonads Maxwell. Australia, again, obvs

 

[Niigata Jack]

It comes down to who has the biggest gonads Maxwell. Australia, again, obvs

I got a rather large left one, maybe I should be there

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Big Ben to hit a quick fire 150 tomorrow with Jacks and the bowlers in support. Then skittle the Aussies for 100 under lights. There. Sorted.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Big Ben to hit a quick fire 150 tomorrow with Jacks and the bowlers in support. Then skittle the Aussies for 100 under lights. There. Sorted.

If that happens it'll be the biggest miracle since Jesus fed thousands with two loaf's and five fishes

 

[exiledclaseboy]

If that happens it'll be the biggest miracle since Jesus fed thousands with two loaf's and five fishes

Or since Headingley 1981.