The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[Muteswan]

plastic hanging baubles to put

 

[Swanjaxs]

on thier nipples

 

[Muteswan]

along with a Christmas tree shaped

 

[Fireboy]

Pizza which tasted of

 

[WalterBoyd]

what it looked like, which was very long and 2 baubles, Santa called it his Christmas

 

[Muteswan]

surprise.

 

[PSumbler]

As the Turkey thawed in the bath

 

[Muteswan]

water that the three kids had just bathed in, some warm water was added to speed up the

 

[CygnusX1]

gravy making process. Meanwhile downstairs

 

[Muteswan]

Listening to Miles Davis playing on Jazz FM and feeling wonderfully

 

[dickythorpe]

invigorated and energised I got my guitar out and

 

[CygnusX1]

wondered where the strings had gone. Maybe,

 

[Muteswan]

Santa’s elves had called around and

 

[WalterBoyd]

Used them to string up

 

[tim_healings]

most of the uk government, who were on the naughty list this year due to