The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[Muteswan]

in this show, but as a general rule women are just fine.

 

[WalterBoyd]

after widow Twankey took her foot of the head of a drowning Skippy she decided to start cooking a feast for

 

[Swanjaxs]

the cheeky girls

 

[dickythorpe]

of Kilvey Hill

 

[WalterBoyd]

In celebration of

 

[Muteswan]

the installation of the new zip wire straight to the Mumbles.

 

[dickythorpe]

first up on the wire were Catherine Zeta Jones and Richard Webster

 

[Swanjaxs]

Only for thier journey to be cut short when the zip wire became snagged on a burnt out car

 

[WalterBoyd]

But luckily a flock of seagulls, who had just seen off the local pigeon crew, swept in and

 

[Muteswan]

Carried them off thinking they were discarded MacDonald happy meals

 

[WalterBoyd]

onto Caswell bay, where alongside a topless Zeta , unfortunately sat a topless and bottomless old Jack with his baubles and

 

[PSumbler]

fishing tackle in his hand

 

[Muteswan]

Baiting his line with

 

[dickythorpe]

Salmon paste

 

[WalterBoyd]

But unfortunately the anchor from a passing trawler got caught in his enlarged scrotum and he was last seen in the North pole helping Santa build a