The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[dickythorpe]

"Come all ye faithful" sang the choir at Oldjack's door, to which he repiled

 

[Muteswan]

“I was in that stable when it all happened”

 

[dickythorpe]

It was often debated why that stable had no dry straw, it seems to be all so clear 2000 years later.

 

[Muteswan]

and Lo, three wise men appeared

 

[PSumbler]

Which in itself was a miracle in Splott although the virgin was less easy to find

 

[WalterBoyd]

and as she bent over to pick up a dropped loaf of bread , who should appear

 

[sainthelens]

With no pants but Mark Drakeford

 

[dickythorpe]

who was wearing a white blazer and

 

[Muteswan]

a bowler hat

 

[dickythorpe]

Mark was after a spot of "executive relief"

 

[Swanjaxs]

socially distanced, of course.

 

[Muteswan]

Followed by a visit to the panto

 

[Swanjaxs]

Oh no he isn't

 

[Muteswan]

Oh yes he is, he’s behind you

 

[dickythorpe]

said special guest Angela Merkel on her first visit to the Grand. "Mein granfarter is zorry for his conduct during zee war" she added.
Suddenly a frankfurter was launched