The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[Swanjaxs]

being hypocrites

 

[Muteswan]

Unfortunately this had all been a dream and when I woke up

 

[CygnusX1]

I found myself tied to a chair with guitar strings

 

[Muteswan]

with a Christmas tree shaped pizza stuck to

 

[CygnusX1]

a hippo crate

 

[Muteswan]

half full of

 

[dickythorpe]

Christmas lights and rum

 

[Muteswan]

If only someone would come in and get these strings off me I could start decorating the

 

[CygnusX1]

pizza shaped Christmas tree with the

 

[Muteswan]

Christmas lights and then we could start on the rum

 

[Swanjaxs]

flavoured condoms

 

[Muteswan]

filled with raisins to make the

 

[CygnusX1]

Rum and raisin Yorke bar I'd been dreaming of. Looking out of the window, I noticed

 

[Muteswan]

three wise men following a

 

[Swanjaxs]

fast buck