These women on X-Ray

[Darran]

Taking about their problems after going abroad for plastic surgery.
Why are they giving the dopey twats air time?
Utter morons.

 

[Monty]

You're like a digital Jim Royale

 

[Darran]

Come on Mont flying to a foreign country for cheap plastic surgery and then moaning about it.
Live in the real world ffs.

 

[Professor]

Going to agree with Mr Prosser here. Flew to Beijing via Istanbul a couple of years back. On the final leg back to Manchester a group of lads boarded who has been for the cheap hair transplant. The state of their scalps was pretty grim. If you go on the cheap - what can you expect?

 

[Swanjaxs]

Going to agree with Mr Prosser here. Flew to Beijing via Istanbul a couple of years back. On the final leg back to Manchester a group of lads boarded who has been for the cheap hair transplant. The state of their scalps was pretty grim. If you go on the cheap - what can you expect?

I'm glad I've read this topic, I was about to sign up for a penis reduction procedure in Turkey

I don't think I'll bother now

 

[J_B]

Going to agree with Mr Prosser here. Flew to Beijing via Istanbul a couple of years back. On the final leg back to Manchester a group of lads boarded who has been for the cheap hair transplant. The state of their scalps was pretty grim. If you go on the cheap - what can you expect?

I'm glad I've read this topic, I was about to sign up for a penis reduction procedure in Turkey

I don't think I'll bother now

I've got a newly sharpened hedge trimmer you can borrow.

 

[Swanjaxs]

I'm glad I've read this topic, I was about to sign up for a penis reduction procedure in Turkey

I don't think I'll bother now

I've got a newly sharpened hedge trimmer you can borrow.

Thanks for the offer, but I'd need a big fuck off chainsaw to sort my mamba out! Not bragging like...

 

[BarryTownSwan]

I've got a newly sharpened hedge trimmer you can borrow.

Thanks for the offer, but I'd need a big fuck off chainsaw to sort my mamba out! Not bragging like...

I’ve just had a penis extension. My house looks shit now.

 

[airedale]

Going to agree with Mr Prosser here. Flew to Beijing via Istanbul a couple of years back. On the final leg back to Manchester a group of lads boarded who has been for the cheap hair transplant. The state of their scalps was pretty grim. If you go on the cheap - what can you expect?

I'm glad I've read this topic, I was about to sign up for a penis reduction procedure in Turkey

I don't think I'll bother now

Nah, go ahead with it SJ, think of the poor turkeys mun.

 

[MrSwerve]

Thanks for the offer, but I'd need a big fuck off chainsaw to sort my mamba out! Not bragging like...

I’ve just had a penis extension. My house looks shit now.

Bryn off here went for something similar - he ended up with a garage door instead.

 

[Jinxy]

Thanks for the offer, but I'd need a big fuck off chainsaw to sort my mamba out! Not bragging like...

I’ve just had a penis extension. My house looks shit now.

Cocked it up did they?

edit: ps I agree with the OP on this one.