Things that annoy you more than they should

[Smurph]

Good thinking. I’m often overlooked being old, bald and 5 foot six and a quarter. Bright red lipstick it is next time I go to the pub.

Sounds like a strong look, should work well.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Good thinking. I’m often overlooked being old, bald and 5 foot six and a quarter. Bright red lipstick it is next time I go to the pub.

Don't forget the lip gloss.

 

[Muteswan]

Don't forget the lip gloss.

And the falsies. Eyelashes obviously.

 

[J_B]

And the falsies. Eyelashes obviously.

The boobs are natural.

 

[Swanjaxs]

The boobs are natural.

You know your putting on weight when your wife wants to come over your tits

 

[Niigata Jack]

You know your putting on weight when your wife wants to come over your tits

Dear me Jaxxs

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Autumn. It doesn’t just annoy me, I hate it with a passion.

 

[cmajack]

Autumn. It doesn’t just annoy me, I hate it with a passion.

Don't detest the season itself, particularly when the weather is like this, but it's what it leads into (winter) does my head in. Have always dreaded the clocks going back , I'm counting down the days till mid February when once again it starts to see daylight at 6pm.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Don't detest the season itself, particularly when the weather is like this, but it's what it leads into (winter) does my head in. Have always dreaded the clocks going back , I'm counting down the days till mid February when once again it starts to see daylight at 6pm.

Two weeks tomorrow after the clocks have gone back is the nadir of the year for me. I’d be quite happy to hibernate until the end of January.

 

[monmouth]

Two weeks tomorrow after the clocks have gone back is the nadir of the year for me. I’d be quite happy to hibernate until the end of January.

It takes me until about end November. I detest Christmas, I detest frost, I detest snow, I detest biting winds, and I detest the sicky central heating feeling, but I detest being cold more, so needs must. Oh and yes, putting the clocks back should stop. Let the Scots do it if they want, it buggers belief.

 

[PenlanJack]

The usual retiree moaners, do you remember when you were young, and routinely gave the old heads stick for being old miserable b*stards.. you're morphing into them.. the put the heating on thread sums it up

 

[exiledclaseboy]

The usual retiree moaners, do you remember when you were young, and routinely gave the old heads stick for being old miserable b*stards.. you're morphing into them.. the put the heating on thread sums it up

Spot on that. We all become what we said we never would. Even you will.

 

[PenlanJack]

Spot on that. We all become what we said we never would. Even you will.

Darran isn't miserable, you can call him allsorts, but he isn't miserable, I think that's how he's got long locks, stress is making you all go bald out of rage against weather forecasts, because it's all the important stuff

 

[Cooperman]

Today has been the nice version of autumn. Spent the afternoon pottering around in the garden, did the lawns, raked leaves up and even managed the closing ceremony for the BBQ by grilling a few sausages that were in the fridge. On a positive note it looks like we have another week of this weather. After that comes the inevitable damp and utterly miserable greyness of British autumn.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Spot on that. We all become what we said we never would. Even you will.

I'm 65 in January, can't officially retire under November 27 though,