Things that annoy you more than they should

[JustJack]

Sound on the TV

Every channel and streaming service needs a different number, one second you cant hear any f**ker speak and the next its like being in a Motorhead concert

Where did it go wrong?

 

[PenlanJack]

I've been eating cheese and crackers.. there's pate there, but that stuff is for the cosmopolitan cockwombles who say "ooh pate"

 

[CygnusX1]

I've been eating cheese and crackers.. there's pate there, but that stuff is for the cosmopolitan cockwombles who say "ooh pate"

Have a thumbs up for “cosmopolitan cockwombles”
Marvellous

 

[CygnusX1]

Those coats/jackets with goggles built into the hoods. What’s that all about?

 

[Neath_Jack]

Those coats/jackets with goggles built into the hoods. What’s that all about?

CP Company. From the same fashion house as Stone Island. Massimo Osti.

 

[Smurph]

Miserable people, especially on Christmas Eve.

There isn't much festive spirit out there at the moment

 

[Swanjaxs]

When your biscuit drops into your tea because you've left it to soak for too long.

 

[Jack2jack]

When your biscuit drops into your tea because you've left it to soak for too long.

Some biscuits are made for dunking, some are incapable of enduring any dunk whatsoever, I recommend changing to something more suitable, like a Hobnob, hard as fvck they are.

 

[Muteswan]

Some biscuits are made for dunking, some are incapable of enduring any dunk whatsoever, I recommend changing to something more suitable, like a Hobnob, hard as fvck they are.

Do they work in coffee too?

 

[Jack2jack]

Do they work in coffee too?

Yes, any hot beverage.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Some biscuits are made for dunking, some are incapable of enduring any dunk whatsoever, I recommend changing to something more suitable, like a Hobnob, hard as fvck they are.

Funnily enough, those shortbread biscuits, the one's with the tartan wrapping, you can literally leave one of them in a pipping hot cup of tea for ten minutes, and it will still come out rock hard!!

 

[Jack2jack]

Funnily enough, those shortbread biscuits, the one's with the tartan wrapping, you can literally leave one of them in a pipping hot cup of tea for ten minutes, and it will still come out rock hard!!

Yes indeed. I do enjoy a shortbread, and they are particularly resilient little buggers, perfect for dunking imho, they are also suitable for coffee too, although tea and shortbread is a perfect combo.

 

[Cooperman]

Yes indeed. I do enjoy a shortbread, and they are particularly resilient little buggers, perfect for dunking imho, they are also suitable for coffee too, although tea and shortbread is a perfect combo.

A fruit shortcake is my favourite, but they have an abysmal dunk time limit.

 

[Swanjaxs]

A fruit shortcake is my favourite, but they have an abysmal dunk time limit.

Nibble both ends off a chocolate finger and suck the tea/coffee through (time critical though, no more than 2 seconds).

 

[Jack2jack]

A fruit shortcake is my favourite, but they have an abysmal dunk time limit.

Ah yes, the humble fruit shortcake, I think the fruit ruins the structural integrity of the biscuit, thus rendering it incapable of holding a liquid for long periods, nice though.