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Tipping Point

Pegojack said:
TheLoneRanger said:
Today there were 2 fvcking beauties in the semi final ...

Q. A type of steak named after a North American axe.

A. A sirloin. 🙄🙄

I just had to look that one up! Never heard of a feckin' 'tomahawk' ribeye.....you have, obviously!

I'm with you Pego. I'd never heard of it either!
 
legoman said:
Pegojack said:
I just had to look that one up! Never heard of a feckin' 'tomahawk' ribeye.....you have, obviously!

I'm with you Pego. I'd never heard of it either!
In all honesty neither had I, until Aldi/Lidl started selling them some time ago.
 
This just might be the most depressing thread in the entirety of Planet Swans history
 
This moment from University Challenge raised a smile.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk
 
Doesn't everyone think that Bulgaria and Romania border the Arctic Ocean.
 
Today's gem:

Ben: what large bird did the Greeks know as a 'sparrow-camel'?

Contestant: a Stoke

(Err, no, Stoke is a city in NW England. She was trying to say stork. The answer was ostrich)
 
Monty said:
This just might be the most depressing thread in the entirety of Planet Swans history

Ah c'mon mun Monts! Are you saying you have absolutely no reaction when some thick as shit galah makes absolute mincemeat of an obvious question on national telly?
 
BrynCartwright said:
Monty said:
This just might be the most depressing thread in the entirety of Planet Swans history

Ah c'mon mun Monts! Are you saying you have absolutely no reaction when some thick as shit galah makes absolute mincemeat of an obvious question on national telly?

I don't even remember the last time I watched national tv :lol:
 
Monty said:
BrynCartwright said:
Ah c'mon mun Monts! Are you saying you have absolutely no reaction when some thick as shit galah makes absolute mincemeat of an obvious question on national telly?

I don't even remember the last time I watched national tv :lol:

You're clearly on a much higher intellectual plane than us, Mont. We bow down to you.
 
Pegojack said:
Monty said:
I don't even remember the last time I watched national tv :lol:

You're clearly on a much higher intellectual plane than us, Mont. We bow down to you.

I never said anything of the sort, i'm thick as mince. Was just a joke mun.
 
Monty said:
Pegojack said:
You're clearly on a much higher intellectual plane than us, Mont. We bow down to you.

I never said anything of the sort, i'm thick as mince. Was just a joke mun.

You should go on tipping point
 
Today's pearlers(same contestant);

Ben: which equine animal blah blah
Contestant: tiger

Ben: who said romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?
Contestant: Romeo
 

Swansea City v QPR

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