Jinxy
Tommy Hutchison
The worst thing about that was the plank had about 10 mins to come up with that gem. Really funny LM!legoman said:
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Jinxy
Tommy Hutchison
Yes, quite true. Never in a million years would I embarrass myself on national tv. It's bad enough on here...!PSumbler said:
Jinxy
Tommy Hutchison
I think that's a different tv prog GJ!GixerJack said:
TheLoneRanger
Roger Freestone
The contestants are getting fvcking worse.
This week,
Q. What river flows through Shrewsbury and Gloucester.
A. The Bristol fvcking Channel.
Today.
Q. What was the nickname of England's greatest gardener, Lancelot Brown.
A. Digger Brown.
The other guy said, "Lancy or Green Fingers Brown"
My wife just told me to switch it off, before my fvcking head explodes.
This week,
Q. What river flows through Shrewsbury and Gloucester.
A. The Bristol fvcking Channel.
Today.
Q. What was the nickname of England's greatest gardener, Lancelot Brown.
A. Digger Brown.
The other guy said, "Lancy or Green Fingers Brown"
My wife just told me to switch it off, before my fvcking head explodes.
legoman
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TheLoneRanger said:The contestants are getting fvcking worse.
This week,
Q. What river flows through Shrewsbury and Gloucester.
A. The Bristol fvcking Channel.
Today.
Q. What was the nickname of England's greatest gardener, Lancelot Brown.
A. Digger Brown.
The other guy said, "Lancy or Green Fingers Brown"
My wife just told me to switch it off, before my fvcking head explodes.
Agree today's TP was amply populated with densoids
legoman
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To continue this thread - contestant today is a 2nd year geography undergraduate who has travelled Europe. Question was "into which body of water does the river Rhine empty"
Her response "I've never heard of the Rhine"
Feck my eyes
Her response "I've never heard of the Rhine"
Feck my eyes
TheLoneRanger
Roger Freestone
legoman said:
Another question she was asked ...
Q. What Middle East town did Banksy open "The Walled Off Hotel" ??
A Fvcking ... IRAN
And she's going in to her 3rd year @ University studying geography.
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Jumping temporarily across to The Chase today, how I tittered when the twonk who was asked "What agency's name is derived from 'Military Intelligence 5' ?" responded with "NASA".
She made £1k and got caught.
She made £1k and got caught.
Jinxy
Tommy Hutchison
This thread has comforted me mind. I'm not the only saddo that watches this tripe. I'm even incorporating phrases like "ghost drop", "rider" and "double shove" into my daily vocabulary , but hey that's another story.
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Don’t know if it was true or apocryphal, but the one that made me laugh was from Family Fotunes.
Les Dennis asks the woman a banker question:
“Name a bird with a long neck”, she of course answers “Swan”
Her thick husband comes out of the soundproof and he asks him the same question, to which he replies “Naomi Campbell”
Les Dennis asks the woman a banker question:
“Name a bird with a long neck”, she of course answers “Swan”
Her thick husband comes out of the soundproof and he asks him the same question, to which he replies “Naomi Campbell”
Jinxy
Tommy Hutchison
Ben: "which flightless bird..."
Emily: "ladybird"
Dear god.
Emily: "ladybird"
Dear god.
TheLoneRanger
Roger Freestone
Today there were 2 fvcking beauties in the semi final ...
Q. A type of steak named after a North American axe.
A. A sirloin.
Q. A type of steak named after a North American axe.
A. A sirloin.
Pegojack
Roger Freestone
TheLoneRanger said:Today there were 2 fvcking beauties in the semi final ...
Q. A type of steak named after a North American axe.
A. A sirloin.
I just had to look that one up! Never heard of a feckin' 'tomahawk' ribeye.....you have, obviously!
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