Wanna hear a funny story

[Darran]

I won’t tell you exactly where but we’re somewhere in Bridgend County Borough.

My wife loves charity shops,jumble sales etc.

We are going past a church and there’s a building on the side which appears to be holding a bazaar/jumble sale.

My wife says “let’s go in here.”
I reply “nah you’re ok you go in I’ll wait out here.”

In she goes on her own and it’s a church shop being manned by several doddering old ladies who all appear to be well in their 80’s.

I’m outside just looking around and my wife overhears a conversation start as the first old lady looks out the window and spots me.

80+ old lady 1: “Ooh look at chap in the wheelchair I wonder what happened to him?”

80+ old lady 2: “Handsome man mind.”

80+ old lady 3: Yeah I’d definitely get my leg over.

My wife: “Excuse me?” “That’s my husband you’re talking about.”

80+ old ladies 1,2. & 3: “Oh we are sorry we didn’t mean to offend you.”

I’m in bits. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[J_B]

They should have gone to Specsavers.

 

[Darran]

They should have gone to Specsavers.

:lol:

 

[sainthelens]

Thought necrophilia was illegal?

 

[Darran]

Thought necrophilia was illegal?

I never took her up on the offer mun. :lol:

 

[Cooperman]

Alan Partridge had a theme on funny story’s. Darran could start one as well.

https://twitter.com/apartridgeqotd/status/1613827438727008258?s=46&t=c0DWp9cIC86JCcdF33Dn6Q

 

[Darran]

Alan Partridge had a theme on funny story’s. Darran could start one as well.

https://twitter.com/apartridgeqotd/status/1613827438727008258?s=46&t=c0DWp9cIC86JCcdF33Dn6Q

I’m funnier.

 

[Darran]

Another funny story,well funny for me but not for the poor people who have lost their jobs.

Took my very expensive lightweight wheelchair that I keep in the van to go out into a place in Swansea last week to have new wheels and they said I’d have to leave it there.
I’ve been phoning them all week and haven’t had an answer.
I had a phone call earlier to say the company has gone into administration and my very expensive lightweight wheelchair is locked inside.

 

[Itchysphincter]

My sides are splitting over here …….

 

[Darran]

My sides are splitting over here …….

Prick.

 

[JackSomething]

This is all very interesting, but when are we going to get the funny story promised in the title of the thread?

 

[Itchysphincter]

Prick.

:lol:

 

[BLAZE]

There's nothing funny about macular degeneration

 

[Darran]

There's nothing funny about macular degeneration

Bollox.

 

[Skippyjack]

Another funny story,well funny for me but not for the poor people who have lost their jobs.

Took my very expensive lightweight wheelchair that I keep in the van to go out into a place in Swansea last week to have new wheels and they said I’d have to leave it there.
I’ve been phoning them all week and haven’t had an answer.
I had a phone call earlier to say the company has gone into administration and my very expensive lightweight wheelchair is locked inside.

Middleton's.. my nan had to wait six months for a replacement scooter, got the scooter, about a month in, it breaks again.. drove right up to the doors all locked, looked on Google and learned that it went into administration about a week ago, not surprised, absolute shambles of a place, lucky my nan still had her old boy scooter, otherwise she would've been housebound for months on end