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I was just down Tesco and this old lady comes out of the store with two carrier bags full of shopping.
She opens the boot,puts the shopping in,gets in the car,starts it up,her reversing lights come on,then go off,she turns the engine off,gets out of the car,walks around to the passenger side,pushes the passenger side wing mirror flat against the window,gets back in the car and drives off with the passenger side wing mirror flat against the window.
Barmy. :lol:
 

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My grandmother just got back in one hell of a fluster!
Apparently after loading her shopping into the back of her car and there's some "long haired hippy type" taking pictures of people in the car park of Tesco.
 
dickythorpe said:
My grandmother just got back in one hell of a fluster!
Apparently after loading her shopping into the back of her car and there's some "long haired hippy type" taking pictures of people in the car park of Tesco.

Does she ram raid cash machines
 
dickythorpe said:
My grandmother just got back in one hell of a fluster!
Apparently after loading her shopping into the back of her car and there's some "long haired hippy type" taking pictures of people in the car park of Tesco.

:lol:
 
Best_loser said:
dickythorpe said:
My grandmother just got back in one hell of a fluster!
Apparently after loading her shopping into the back of her car and there's some "long haired hippy type" taking pictures of people in the car park of Tesco.

Does she ram raid cash machines

I can ask her.
 
These days I seem to spend half my life walking into a room then wondering what the hell ive gone there for, or shoving bread into a drawer instead of the toaster. Spontaneous wing mirror adjustment doesn't seem far off in my future :(
 
Squarebear said:
These days I seem to spend half my life walking into a room then wondering what the hell ive gone there for, or shoving bread into a drawer instead of the toaster. Spontaneous wing mirror adjustment doesn't seem far off in my future :(

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