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What's the biggest animal you could beat in a fight...

Unlikely you'd do a chimpanzee.

I'd go for something you can tread on.
 
Swanjaxs said:
I reckon I could do a chimpanzee, but only just.
I won't piss you off anytime soon then, a chimp can be feisty buggers mind.😀
 
Is this fight to be in accordance with Lord Queensberry's rules? Otherwise the chimp's incisors are going to end things pretty quickly.

I reckon I'd have a decent shout against a manatee. It's just take a while. Possibly years.
 
Squarebear said:
Is this fight to be in accordance with Lord Queensberry's rules? Otherwise the chimp's incisors are going to end things pretty quickly.

I reckon I'd have a decent shout against a manatee. It's just take a while. Possibly years.

Queensberry rules. Absolutely not.

First thing I'd do is kick the chimp square in the bolloxs 👍
 
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating
 
If anyone of you is brave enough you can take on my wife...

i wouldn't dare myself. :lol:
 
DJack said:
If anyone of you is brave enough you can take on my wife...

i wouldn't dare myself. :lol:

No chance, I've seen your black eyes and bruises.

Btw I'm available to talk.
 
Professor said:
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating

You monster😱
 

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