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What's the biggest animal you could beat in a fight...

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Swanjaxs said:
Perhaps not a chimp then... 🤔


https://youtu.be/ZtucwBlNr3A

You can't back out now Eddie Hearn already booked the venue and advertised the ppv.Get on the roids and don't forget to wear a cup! you don't want to be swung round like that!
 
Professor said:
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating

Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.
 
BanosSwan said:
Professor said:
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating

Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.

Years I've been on PS and I had no idea you were all experts on bashing chimps on the mush. Must be all the practice down Wind Street :lol:
 
BanosSwan said:
Professor said:
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating

Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.

Not if our friend Pan troglodytes has pulled your arms from the socket.
 
Fireboy said:
DJack said:
If anyone of you is brave enough you can take on my wife...

i wouldn't dare myself. :lol:

No chance, I've seen your black eyes and bruises.

Btw I'm available to talk.

Fckme between her commands and you talking to me I feel like ending it all. :rofl: :rofl:
 
DJack said:
Fireboy said:
No chance, I've seen your black eyes and bruises.

Btw I'm available to talk.

Fckme between her commands and you talking to me I feel like ending it all. :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks, think I'm going to have to take myself off the critical incident debrief team🙄
 
Fireboy said:
DJack said:
Fckme between her commands and you talking to me I feel like ending it all. :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks, think I'm going to have to take myself off the critical incident debrief team🙄

So I'll be saving them,then! :lol:
 
LeonWasTheDog's said:
BanosSwan said:
Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.

Years I've been on PS and I had no idea you were all experts on bashing chimps on the mush. Must be all the practice down Wind Street :lol:

I'm a saddo at googling things like this. Was Polar Bear vs Elephant Seal yesterday.
 
Maybe a ram followed by a hornet in May.
 

Swansea City 🦢v Nottingham Forest 🌳

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