Would you go on holiday at Naturist Camp?

[Swanjaxs]

When I was younger I definitely wouldn't have, but can honestly say, hand on heart, I probably would now, as long as it was a discreet location and not in your face like...
As long as they had a bar and a pool table I'd be up for it!
What about you troops?
Perhaps we could organise a planet swans end of season meet up.
Sort it out Phil

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Imagine bending over a pool table with your chocolate starfish on show ffs.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Imagine bending over a pool table with your chocolate starfish on show ffs.

You'd have to go for anal bleaching first obviously, it's all the rage in Mumbles now apparently

 

[Ebo]

An old workmate of mine used to go to one every year with his wife. Being of a certain age, he was taking viagra and took one before going in the sea. Trouble is the waves gave him a lob on and he was stuck in the sea for fucking ages. His mrs nearly died laughing.

 

[Swanjaxs]

An old workmate of mine used to go to one every year with his wife. Being of a certain age, he was taking viagra and took one before going in the sea. Trouble is the waves gave him a lob on and he was stuck in the sea for f*****g ages. His mrs nearly died laughing.

Many years ago myself and a mate went down Marloes Sands down West early October because we heard early cod were being caught, never been there before.
It was about 2 in the afternoon, freezing cold and blowing a gale, in the distance, coming towards us we could see two people strolling hand in hand, the closer they come we could see they were in their 80's and absolutely bollox naked except for bucket hats!
They politely asked if we had any luck and strolled on.
Brilliant I say

 

[DJack]

Imagine bending over a pool table with your chocolate starfish on show ffs.

Jesus, where's the mind bleach!

 

[Squarebear]

There's been a naturist lurking near Singleton Park of late. His ballsack is apparently considerably longer than his todger.

(I can't comment. I've only seen him sitting down)

 

[dickythorpe]

https://news.sky.com/story/man-shot-dead-after-shouting-insults-and-performing-sex-act-at-french-nudist-beach-12658814