"Going Forward" and other wank "Businessisms"

[Swanjaxs]

Here's another load of codswallop, Putting Super before stuff "I'm Super excited" that's "Super Cool"
fuk my eyes

Super Swans

 

[Smurph]

We need a tactical solution = Someone f**ked up

 

[Smurph]

Super Swans

Super Johnny Cornforth

 

[Niigata Jack]

I accept the use of Super in those examples obviously, but you get what I'm saying.

We'll have Jaxxs saying he's "Super Pissed" next

 

[Swanjaxs]

I accept the use of Super in those examples obviously, but you get what I'm saying.

We'll have Jaxxs saying he's "Super Pissed" next

Superman

 

[Smurph]

Superman

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious​

 

[MajorR]

Are you sure it isn't a 'moo point'? It's like a cow's opinion. You know, it doesn't matter. It's moo.



You can add these ridiculous school proms to the list of nonsense imported from the states.

Baby showers- that’s a load of US todge that we’ve imported over here. Does my nut in.

 

[MajorR]

Used to work with someone who was bang average, but managed to do really well for themself as a result of political correctness and a desire amongst the senior managers to promote “equal opportunity” and “diversity.”

We’d play bull@@@@ bingo, two that would really get on my nerves were “synergy” and “that’s really useful” - the latter would be trotted out when someone had produced a great piece of work/idea and the boss didn’t want to acknowledge its full merit.

The person was promoted numerous levels beyond their ability.

 

[Robbie]

Used to sit in meetings , bored as hell wiith flip charts , overhead screen projectors , great fun when the display did not appear on the board , the facititators had no idea how to use the remote , hey guys tech hitch with the kit , cool .

Right guys go into your teams , as a group discuss a solution to a problem , nothing off the table as a suggestion .

Presenters were tidy enough , only doing their job they were there to do , but so much waffle and graphs for me .

They were also addressing shift workers , knackered , tired and fed up , did not want to be there , like me .