"Going Forward" and other wank "Businessisms"

[Swanjaxs]

Here's another load of codswallop, Putting Super before stuff "I'm Super excited" that's "Super Cool"
fuk my eyes

Super Swans

 

[Smurph]

We need a tactical solution = Someone f**ked up

 

[Smurph]

Super Swans

Super Johnny Cornforth

 

[Niigata Jack]

I accept the use of Super in those examples obviously, but you get what I'm saying.

We'll have Jaxxs saying he's "Super Pissed" next

 

[Swanjaxs]

I accept the use of Super in those examples obviously, but you get what I'm saying.

We'll have Jaxxs saying he's "Super Pissed" next

Superman

 

[Smurph]

Superman

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious​

 

[MajorR]

Are you sure it isn't a 'moo point'? It's like a cow's opinion. You know, it doesn't matter. It's moo.



You can add these ridiculous school proms to the list of nonsense imported from the states.

Baby showers- that’s a load of US todge that we’ve imported over here. Does my nut in.

 

[MajorR]

Used to work with someone who was bang average, but managed to do really well for themself as a result of political correctness and a desire amongst the senior managers to promote “equal opportunity” and “diversity.”

We’d play bull@@@@ bingo, two that would really get on my nerves were “synergy” and “that’s really useful” - the latter would be trotted out when someone had produced a great piece of work/idea and the boss didn’t want to acknowledge its full merit.

The person was promoted numerous levels beyond their ability.

 

[Robbie]

Used to sit in meetings , bored as hell wiith flip charts , overhead screen projectors , great fun when the display did not appear on the board , the facititators had no idea how to use the remote , hey guys tech hitch with the kit , cool .

Right guys go into your teams , as a group discuss a solution to a problem , nothing off the table as a suggestion .

Presenters were tidy enough , only doing their job they were there to do , but so much waffle and graphs for me .

They were also addressing shift workers , knackered , tired and fed up , did not want to be there , like me .

 

[Niigata Jack]

Every time I see the current, ubiquitous Dove Mens ad on telly, where the rugby coach knob says his team know what they need to do "going forward" after he uses Dove to wash his balls, I just want to rip his head off for using such a banal piece of complete business wank speech...

What other business toss gets everyone's goats up?

Have you heard the latest Americanised saying The getgo! fuk my eyes, watched the Boxing last night and that's all they kept saying in the commentary box, Jonny talking horse Nelson loves it, soppy twat.

 

[BrynCartwright]

Some numpty saying 'at the top of the show', rather than 'at the start of the show'...

 

[BrynCartwright]

...and don't even get me started with how I seethe when some pillock says they're 'super stoked' instead of 'pleased'....

 

[Pentyrchjack]

It boils my piss when people say “daaa-ta” instead of “data”.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Great Thread this

 

[Fbreath]

At the end of the day.