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"Going Forward" and other wank "Businessisms"

I accept the use of Super in those examples obviously, but you get what I'm saying.

We'll have Jaxxs saying he's "Super Pissed" next:ROFLMAO:
 
Used to work with someone who was bang average, but managed to do really well for themself as a result of political correctness and a desire amongst the senior managers to promote “equal opportunity” and “diversity.”

We’d play bull@@@@ bingo, two that would really get on my nerves were “synergy” and “that’s really useful” - the latter would be trotted out when someone had produced a great piece of work/idea and the boss didn’t want to acknowledge its full merit.

The person was promoted numerous levels beyond their ability.
 
Used to sit in meetings , bored as hell wiith flip charts , overhead screen projectors , great fun when the display did not appear on the board , the facititators had no idea how to use the remote , hey guys tech hitch with the kit , cool .

Right guys go into your teams , as a group discuss a solution to a problem , nothing off the table as a suggestion .

Presenters were tidy enough , only doing their job they were there to do , but so much waffle and graphs for me .

They were also addressing shift workers , knackered , tired and fed up , did not want to be there , like me .
 
Every time I see the current, ubiquitous Dove Mens ad on telly, where the rugby coach knob says his team know what they need to do "going forward" after he uses Dove to wash his balls, I just want to rip his head off for using such a banal piece of complete business wank speech...

What other business toss gets everyone's goats up?
Have you heard the latest Americanised saying The getgo! fuk my eyes, watched the Boxing last night and that's all they kept saying in the commentary box, Jonny talking horse Nelson loves it, soppy twat.
 
Some numpty saying 'at the top of the show', rather than 'at the start of the show'...
 
...and don't even get me started with how I seethe when some pillock says they're 'super stoked' instead of 'pleased'....
 

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