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Disco at the BBC

Skippyjack said:
My auntie once owned a Chinese takeaway, one bloke every weekend would come in drunk and disorderly and cause a bit of bother.. every time without fail she would either gob in his curry or snot in it.. every time, I've bet we've all had something done in our takeaways.. but everything we eat is processed garbage from fruit to the tins

I learned decades ago never to be a dick to someone who’s prepping something you’re going to end up eating. They’re holding all the cards.
 
exiledclaseboy said:
I learned decades ago never to be a dick to someone who’s prepping something you’re going to end up eating. They’re holding all the cards.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pizza-cook-caught-by-the-short-n-1601964
 
Swanjaxs said:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pizza-cook-caught-by-the-short-n-1601964

He had a ponytail, obviously a crime to humanity..
 
Skippyjack said:
He had a ponytail, obviously a crime to humanity..

A very good friend of mine was one of the coppers involved in the pizza eating, he said the worst thing was the offender was a ginger :lol:
 
Swanjaxs said:
Shades was always my port of call Saint, the last song always played was "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey, you knew if you hadn't pulled by the time that started playing you had about 3 minutes before the end of the song and the lights went up and kicking out time! It was like a rolling maul on the dance floor :lol:
Me too SJ, loved Shades, bouncing it was, at one point, I was in there every night. Harpers was my go too afterwards. Fvckin epic days, you had to be there.🕺
 
Jack2jack said:
Me too SJ, loved Shades, bouncing it was, at one point, I was in there every night. Harpers was my go too afterwards. Fvckin epic days, you had to be there.🕺

I knew Terry Perdue well so managed to get in the side door and beat the queue J2j, never made it as far as Harpers, used to just about manage to climb the stairs to the top bar in Shades( where all the movers and shakers of the Swansea "in crowd " frequented) for the last part of the night... :lol:
 
Swanjaxs said:
I knew Terry Perdue well so managed to get in the side door and beat the queue J2j, never made it as far as Harpers, used to just about manage to climb the stairs to the top bar in Shades( where all the movers and shakers of the Swansea "in crowd " frequented) for the last part of the night... :lol:
Never got to go upstairs in either Shades or Harpers, always thought that was for the posh fvckers. Eastside rabble wern't allowed see.😉👍
 
Jack2jack said:
Never got to go upstairs in either Shades or Harpers, always thought that was for the posh fvckers. Eastside rabble wern't allowed see.😉👍

The only reason I got in is because I used to tell everyone I was from Treboeth instead of Penlan, until someone spotted my white Donnay socks ... :|
 
Swanjaxs said:
The only reason I got in is because I used to tell everyone I was from Treboeth instead of Penlan, until someone spotted my white Donnay socks ... :|
White socks were standard kit, back in the day. I think they are making a comeback.😂
 
I remember getting frog marched out of the queue to get into jumping Jack's by a lady bouncer. Was funny as fck, the stick I took was off the scale.
 
Swanjaxs said:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pizza-cook-caught-by-the-short-n-1601964

Four PCs tucked into their pizzas before one discovered the extra topping.

He yelled out a warning to colleagues, one of whom had already wolfed down three slices. :lol: :lol:

Sorry I shouldn't laugh, it just tickled me, the way it's reported..

Absolutely disgusting, and the chef only got 140 hours community service, and to pay 50 quid compensation to each of the officers, not being funny here, I'd be ferking tamping If I discovered ginger pubes in my takeaway, and I notice pizza hut said ' we are shocked by this prank! A ferking prank, wowsers.

Edit: i wonder what the warning was 'ferking hell boy's, there's ginger pubes in this pizza' :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
jack123 said:
Four PCs tucked into their pizzas before one discovered the extra topping.

He yelled out a warning to colleagues, one of whom had already wolfed down three slices. :lol: :lol:

Sorry I shouldn't laugh, it just tickled me, the way it's reported..

Absolutely disgusting, and the chef only got 140 hours community service, and to pay 50 quid compensation to each of the officers, not being funny here, I'd be ferking tamping If I discovered ginger pubes in my takeaway, and I notice pizza hut said ' we are shocked by this prank! A ferking prank, wowsers.

Aye you gotta feel sorry for the fuzz 🤭
 
Jack2jack said:
Me too SJ, loved Shades, bouncing it was, at one point, I was in there every night. Harpers was my go too afterwards. Fvckin epic days, you had to be there.🕺

I too loved Shades, it was great, but one thing I remember about it, how long did it take to go from the front where the dance floor was, to the toilet? I reckon about 5-10 minutes, you just couldn't bloody move in there sometimes.. Talking I don't know, about early 90's.

Maybe all the young ones now, will say the same thing about the current venues that are down the Wind Street in about 30 years, hmm I don't know though, I think we were all blessed the way the nightlife was in Swansea back in the 80s, 90's.
 

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