General Election ...

[TheLoneRanger]

4th July

 

[Skippyjack]

Where did you find that out

 

[monmouth]

It’s being heavily leaked. When’s the Euros final? That’s a hell of a bet, but I can’t see what else he has.

 

[FearOfAJackPlanet]

Think he just wants to get this sh*t over with. Why prolong the agony.

 

[monmouth]

Think he just wants to get this sh*t over with. Why prolong the agony.

In other speculation, he was facing a leadership vote of no confidence, and he wants to get his kids settled in his real preferred home in California before the School term starts.

 

[Pegojack]

OK, muchachos!
Time to hand these Tory bast*rds their miserable arses on a plate!
Go to it!

*Puts popcorn on shopping list*

 

[Itchysphincter]

‘Things Can Only Get Better’ blasting over the PA during the announcement. He must be dying.

 

[Itchysphincter]

It’s being heavily leaked. When’s the Euros final? That’s a hell of a bet, but I can’t see what else he has.

Banking in a low turnout.

Get these cunts out.

 

[JustJack]

Low turnout
Beautiful weather
People likely to be on holiday

 

[monmouth]

Low turnout
Beautiful weather
People likely to be on holiday

Students between addresses

It’s all damage limitation, but he won’t care a toss as he’ll be on the next private jet out.

 

[waynekerr55]

Assuming it goes as it should, I'm going to savour watching Kuenssberg's face as the results pour in. I may even put GBeebies on to see Christopher Hope finally realise that he won't be getting a Royal Yacht

 

[waynekerr55]

Students between addresses

It’s all damage limitation, but he won’t care a toss as he’ll be on the next private jet out.

Exactly, even their greatest efforts to gerrymander will fail

 

[waynekerr55]

‘Things Can Only Get Better’ blasting over the PA during the announcement. He must be dying.

Vader's Imperial March playing over Rigby too

 

[J_B]

There’s no way that Sunak planned this. Ministers have been called back from official overseas trips. That wasn’t planned, it’s a sudden decision.

Strong rumours that Sir Graham Brady had enough letters to trigger a leadership contest and Sunak has called the election to spite his Tory enemies. He wanted flights to Rwanda and a few more months of slightly better inflation figures before, ideally, going in October or November.

 

[Andrew - North Hill]

Can't wait to get the putrid gaslighting bastards gone. It can't come quick enough.