He dived, the cheating bastard! Burn HIM.
I was glad it was given, I'm happy the referee didn't book him and gave us a pen instead. I'm glad he made a mistake in our favour. I would have been spitting feathers if it had gone the other way. I don't care tonight because it didn't. Him doing won't affect others doing it to us, so I couldn't care less. Get another three that way against Man City and I'll be ecstatic. In fact, get Runty Morgan Jr back as ball boy while we are at it.
Football fans eh? No fans have ever been one eyed before. Whatever next. We'll be singing players and managers praises next and then calling them shithouses when they leave us.
In truth I don't like it in principle; in practice I couldn't care a toss if it goes for us. Stop it for everyone and I'm in.
You're a very naughty boy Ryan. Very. Consider yourself reprimanded. Make it more convincing next time.