We used to be regulars there with Amy a few years ago but the emergency district nurses come to the house these days.
Went in there one Saturday night about 5pm and there was an 8 hour wait,a guy comes in about 6pm with two prison officers,they sit down near us and he’s handcuffed to one of them,then he says “I hope we’re back in time for the X-Factor final,the one he’s not handcuffed to goes up to the triage nurses door,knocks and says something,they call the prick in next.
There another night and there’s a girl checking in in front of us,the woman asks her what she’s there for,she replies “I’ve taken four teaspoons of bleach.”
Another night a guy comes in there from Port Talbot limping,I kind of knew him but didn’t if you know what I mean,he knew me (everyone does) and sits not far away.
Him: “Alright Dar what are you doing here then?”
Me: “Our daughter’s ill.”
Him: Oh right,I turned on my ankle playing football earlier I did, I know it’s not broken but I thought I’d get an x-ray.”
After about four hours he gets called in for an x-ray,he’s only in there about 20 minutes and he comes back out,another hour goes by and he gets called in for the result of the x-ray.
Ten minutes he comes out and as he passes us and says “see you guys all good I knew it wasn’t broken.”
I’m sitting there just staring at his back as he’s limping through the door thinking to myself “you stupid stupid cunt,not only have you taken up valuable time of overrun under pressure nurses but you knew there was nothing with you you fucking prick.”
