New Chants - let's make this fun!

[Birchgrovejack]

There’s room for all kinds of posts in this forum, but i think it’s fair to expect a basic level of quality and creativity when it comes to something like the songs and chants, especially after you made out the were stale. Humour is subjective, but when posts start to feel more like spam and ai nonsense, people are going to react to it.
Criticism isn’t always about demanding attention it can be about maintaining standards and encouraging better content.
If you’re going to post something, expect a range of responses and don't respond with " well you don't have to respond...."
In regards to needing attention......i am not the one who decided to write an (AI generated)essay as my first post on the forum!

I look forward to your AI generated response.

 

[BendJack]

There's too much fucking AI everywhere already. Is it too much asking to avoid it when I'm just here to complain about Jay Fulton?

Was there a requirement to use AI?

Humor is impossible as long as you collectively deny it.

This thread is dead because of humourless users here. Congrats.

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a cheese soufflé.

Now that DOES have a ring to it and could be very popular - especially in the West stand. Any idea which tune would be the best? Celery from Chelsea perhaps?

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

Was there a requirement to use AI?

Humor is impossible as long as you collectively deny it.

This thread is dead because of humourless users here. Congrats.

There’s no humour to deny in your post though???

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

This for the Cardiffians amongst us: to the tune of Stranger in Paradise.

Take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite
We're stuck in the lower leagues
We're strange looking parasites
If we don't go straight back up
That's the danger to parasites
We're heading down to league 2
To return no more.

Best I could do at short notice

Classic AI again

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

Ger into em, fuck em up is a personal favourite

The modern Gen Z and Millennial fans just don’t have the aggression in them

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

Was there a requirement to use AI?

Humor is impossible as long as you collectively deny it.

This thread is dead because of humourless users here. Congrats.

So a poor comedian who gets booed off stage automatically means the audience are stupid and don’t understand? You are Russell Martin and I claim my 5 pounds

 

[Bluenile]

Classic AI again

You're Sooo wrong, I've been singing "take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite" as a joke for many years. NO AI used at all. I hate AI myself. But at least get your facts right before you blindly post.

 

[MrSwerve]

The modern Gen Z and Millennial fans just don’t have the aggression in them

‘Vape into ‘em, Starbucks up’

 

[BLAZE]

It’s go to be someone on a wind up, getting chat gpt, to respond to some of the replies.

Unless things are moving so fast, that now an actual AI wants to log in, and have a chat about football?

Bot accounts have been around for decades. With the recent advancement in AI tech they are absolutely doing what you said. Often it falls into uncanny valley and you can spot it a mile off, but not always. These days you can't be sure you're conversing with another human

 

[BendJack]

There’s no humour to deny in your post though???

I'll await your'superior attempt, then?

 

[BendJack]

So a poor comedian who gets booed off stage automatically means the audience are stupid and don’t understand? You are Russell Martin and I claim my 5 pounds

No. That's you just manipulating what I truly said so it better suits your version. It's called 'gas-lighting'.

Imagine, if you can, seeing a sign for a comedy open-mic night. You have no intention of joining in and going to on stage --- no, you just want to ridicule, boo-off stage, belittle and heckle; thus putting off any further attempt by others. THIS is what you are doing.

You made the couscous decision to come to this thread despite it clearly being labelled 'FUN' just so you can take a shit on stage.

If you're not seeing anything funny - post something you DO think is funny!

I started this thread with the aim of injecting something fun and creative while waiting for the transfer window to close. Instead it's been hijacked by people who have chips on their shoulders, have superiority complexes or are obsessed with AI! You care now about generating an online drama or argument than you do about interacting meaningfully. It's pure arrogance.

This was my first post on here despite being a supporter for most of my life and living in the US. I've multiple, meaningful ties to Swansea. I doubt I'll be interacting much here though after this -- It's as welcoming as a back-alley brothel full of dead cats.

 

[Ringwood]

No. That's you just manipulating what I truly said so it better suits your version. It's called 'gas-lighting'.

Imagine, if you can, seeing a sign for a comedy open-mic night. You have no intention of joining in and going to on stage --- no, you just want to ridicule, boo-off stage, belittle and heckle; thus putting off any further attempt by others. THIS is what you are doing.

You made the couscous decision to come to this thread despite it clearly being labelled 'FUN' just so you can take a shit on stage.

If you're not seeing anything funny - post something you DO think is funny!

I started this thread with the aim of injecting something fun and creative while waiting for the transfer window to close. Instead it's been hijacked by people who have chips on their shoulders, have superiority complexes or are obsessed with AI! You care now about generating an online drama or argument than you do about interacting meaningfully. It's pure arrogance.

This was my first post on here despite being a supporter for most of my life and living in the US. I've multiple, meaningful ties to Swansea. I doubt I'll be interacting much here though after this -- It's as welcoming as a back-alley brothel full of dead cats.

For you're own sanity, just as well you wasn't around in the 70's nd 80's if this thread and banter is too much for you. Stick around , you may experience the halcyon days of being a football fan.

 

[Birchgrovejack]

No. That's you just manipulating what I truly said so it better suits your version. It's called 'gas-lighting'.

Imagine, if you can, seeing a sign for a comedy open-mic night. You have no intention of joining in and going to on stage --- no, you just want to ridicule, boo-off stage, belittle and heckle; thus putting off any further attempt by others. THIS is what you are doing.

You made the couscous decision to come to this thread despite it clearly being labelled 'FUN' just so you can take a shit on stage.

If you're not seeing anything funny - post something you DO think is funny!

I started this thread with the aim of injecting something fun and creative while waiting for the transfer window to close. Instead it's been hijacked by people who have chips on their shoulders, have superiority complexes or are obsessed with AI! You care now about generating an online drama or argument than you do about interacting meaningfully. It's pure arrogance.

This was my first post on here despite being a supporter for most of my life and living in the US. I've multiple, meaningful ties to Swansea. I doubt I'll be interacting much here though after this -- It's as welcoming as a back-alley brothel full of dead cats.

A better analogy would be...

Youve walked into a working mans club, you've never been to before, in another country. Then before even ordering a drink, you've grabbed a mic and jumped up on stage, declared its a comedy night and started telling jokes and tried to start a sing-a-long to a crowd that has no interest in it.

Then got offended and surprised when you've been heckled.

 

[BLAZE]

Great to hear the travelling jacks cooing to their hearts content there at the end