Season 23/24 | The Official Match Thread | Stoke City v Swansea City | EFL Championship

[jasper_T]

Tymon is a shocking defender. Always 5 yards from where he should be.

 

[Proper Jack]

Will somebody please tell Grimes to get the feck out of the defence? Nearly giving a goal away!

As El Capitan he’s drawn into that space cos he’s sh*t scared with Cabango at the heart of our defence. Always. Ends up doing both jobs which hinders our go-fwd.

 

[K23]

Causing our own problems having Tymon stepping infield. Darling's got no pass on, they can just put bodies around Grimes and half our side run out of ideas. Even Key's been stopping and waiting for Grimes to open up with space in front of him he could run in to.

Paterson's been almost anonymous since Sheehan moved him out to the right.

I'd forgotten he was playing, so I guess you're right.

 

[jacabertawe]

Egods, we look so damn average

 

[Nocountryforoldjack]

Patino having a mare so far

 

[Longlostjack]

This is terrible

 

[CygnusX1]

Looks like we’re trying to give Rushworth the most touches tonight. Can we just fast forward to the hour mark and see how the subs fare?

 

[Blackpooljack]

Is doesnt matter whose in charge we continue to fuk around in defence giving up the ball far far to cheaply

 

[jasper_T]

If they could stay onside it's there for the taking. The gap between Tymon and Darling is enormous. We look completely out of ideas already.

Yates the bright spark funnily enough. Made some good runs and linked play once.

 

[lidojack]

The front 4 are playing a completely different game to those behind them.

We look decent once we break the press but we are so pedestrian in our half.

 

[Bluenile]

I’d do anything to get rid of Grimes.

Absolutely murders us and sucks any momentum out. He enjoys doing it too.

I've been saying it for a long time, only to be bombed out by the Grimes fan club. We just had a free kick in their half and inevitably managed to turn it into a pass back to Rushworth courtesy of Grimes.

 

[K23]

This is terrible

Yes, both teams are terrible. Just answered a couple of work emails, much more enjoyable. :shock:

 

[Itchysphincter]

BBC Radio Stoke don’t think much of their team. :lol:

 

[monmouth]

Two really terrible sides again

We must have more than this and enough to dominate these. We don’t do we?

 

[Itchysphincter]

We’re the away team mind.