Signs that you have gotten (not are getting) old

[Niigata Jack]

When new people start doing your job and you find yourself telling them that you’ve been doing this for 25 years and you realise they weren’t born then, and you don’t understand a word they say, and when you realise you can’t play football anymore because it hurts when you kick a ball, the list goes on….

In training for a new job last fortnight and I'm the oldest by a fair margin in the group and they all taking the piss cause I'm a tad deaf, wore my earing aids today, but they still took the piss, its not easy learning new skills as you get older well as old as me, especially when you got to navigate a computer :shock: :lol:

 

[Glyn1]

When new people start doing your job and you find yourself telling them that you’ve been doing this for 25 years and you realise they weren’t born then, and you don’t understand a word they say, and when you realise you can’t play football anymore because it hurts when you kick a ball, the list goes on….

In training for a new job last fortnight and I'm the oldest by a fair margin in the group and they all taking the piss cause I'm a tad deaf, wore my earing aids today, but they still took the piss, its not easy learning new skills as you get older well as old as me, especially when you got to navigate a computer :shock: :lol:

Fantastic! Congratulations on going for and getting a new job. Although personally I'd ditch the earring until they got to know you a bit better.

 

[K23]

Groaning when you stand up from a chair or sofa.

I think that groaning noise is probably coming from the chair, Mike

 

[Skippyjack]

Poor old b*stards

 

[Niigata Jack]

In training for a new job last fortnight and I'm the oldest by a fair margin in the group and they all taking the piss cause I'm a tad deaf, wore my hearing aids today, but they still took the piss, its not easy learning new skills as you get older well as old as me, especially when you got to navigate a computer :shock: :lol:

Fantastic! Congratulations on going for and getting a new job. Although personally I'd ditch the earring until they got to know you a bit better.

typical Teacher picking me up for leaving the H out :lol:

 

[tim_healings]

While unwell the other week having to deliver a bundle of soiled clothing and bedding after losing control of my arsepipe to the poor missus whilst uttering the now incredibly popular phrase within my friendship group “I’m sorry, I didn’t know, I was asleep, it was my bum, the bastard thing won’t stop”

 

[Darran]

While unwell the other week having to deliver a bundle of soiled clothing and bedding after losing control of my arsepipe to the poor missus whilst uttering the now incredibly popular phrase within my friendship group “I’m sorry, I didn’t know, I was asleep, it was my bum, the bastard thing won’t stop”

An anagram of Tim is tmi,Tim. :lol:

 

[tim_healings]

While unwell the other week having to deliver a bundle of soiled clothing and bedding after losing control of my arsepipe to the poor missus whilst uttering the now incredibly popular phrase within my friendship group “I’m sorry, I didn’t know, I was asleep, it was my bum, the bastard thing won’t stop”

An anagram of Tim is tmi,Tim. :lol:

Well I feel this is a forum to share. I’ve got worse btw!

 

[dickythorpe]

I found myself Tutting at a souped up loud car yesterday in Burry Port.
A far older lady walked by me and said "He'll be dead soon"

 

[Epaul]

When new people start doing your job and you find yourself telling them that you’ve been doing this for 25 years and you realise they weren’t born then, and you don’t understand a word they say, and when you realise you can’t play football anymore because it hurts when you kick a ball, the list goes on….

Walking footie is the way to go, I luvs it.... we've got 2 over 50's teams and an over 60's team, next round of the Welsh league July 17th at Neath

 

[Best_loser]

Saying modern life is rubbish
Modern life is rubbish

 

[Niigata Jack]

When new people start doing your job and you find yourself telling them that you’ve been doing this for 25 years and you realise they weren’t born then, and you don’t understand a word they say, and when you realise you can’t play football anymore because it hurts when you kick a ball, the list goes on….

Walking footie is the way to go, I luvs it.... we've got 2 over 50's teams and an over 60's team, next round of the Welsh league July 17th at Neath

Are you on the bench for the over 60's or just the water boy :lol:

 

[Neath_Jack]

When new people start doing your job and you find yourself telling them that you’ve been doing this for 25 years and you realise they weren’t born then, and you don’t understand a word they say, and when you realise you can’t play football anymore because it hurts when you kick a ball, the list goes on….

In training for a new job last fortnight and I'm the oldest by a fair margin in the group and they all taking the piss cause I'm a tad deaf, wore my earing aids today, but they still took the piss, its not easy learning new skills as you get older well as old as me, especially when you got to navigate a computer :shock: :lol:

Knocked plumbing on the head, or upskilling in plumbing? Good lucky butty anyway.

 

[Neath_Jack]

Glasses next for me as reading small print at arms length no longer works. Wearing glasses seems an easier option than an arm extension operation.

I've just had to give in and get my first pair of specs last week. Long distance though. No idea when I'm supposed to wear them mind :lol:

 

[Niigata Jack]

In training for a new job last fortnight and I'm the oldest by a fair margin in the group and they all taking the piss cause I'm a tad deaf, wore my earing aids today, but they still took the piss, its not easy learning new skills as you get older well as old as me, especially when you got to navigate a computer :shock: :lol:

Knocked plumbing on the head, or upskilling in plumbing? Good lucky butty anyway.

Knocked playing with water on the head in June 2016, apart from the very few odd occasion's.