The ❌Kim Hellberg❌ Non-Managerial Thread

[monmouth]

Other than his current club Hellberg doesn't stats don't look amazing. Maybe I'm bitter. But win rate in last 2 roles are poor to average.

IF Sylvia - Games 30 - Won 11 - Drew 5 - Lost 14 - Win Percentage 36.67%

IFK Varnamo - Games 65 - Won 26 - Drew 13 - Lost 26 - Win Percentage 40%

Hammarby IF - Games 73 - Won 41 - Drew 15 - Lost 17 - Win Percentage 56.16%

Funny if he were to crash and burn.

 

[Swans Jack]

Funny if he were to crash and burn.

I won't lie. As bitter older man I want him to fail big time.

 

[swannage]

Other than his current club Hellberg doesn't stats don't look amazing. Maybe I'm bitter. But win rate in last 2 roles are poor to average.

IF Sylvia - Games 30 - Won 11 - Drew 5 - Lost 14 - Win Percentage 36.67%

IFK Varnamo - Games 65 - Won 26 - Drew 13 - Lost 26 - Win Percentage 40%

Hammarby IF - Games 73 - Won 41 - Drew 15 - Lost 17 - Win Percentage 56.16%

Varnamo are a tiny team and he joined them before their first ever season in the Allsvenskan, with many predicting they'd finish bottom by some way. They survived easily finishing 10th, and they followed that up with an incredible 5th place finish the following season. That's what got him the move to Hammarby where he's had 2 x runners up finishes

 

[Swans Jack]

Varnamo are a tiny team and he joined them before their first ever season in the Allsvenskan, with many predicting they'd finish bottom by some way. They survived easily finishing 10th, and they followed that up with an incredible 5th place finish the following season. That's what got him the move to Hammarby where he's had 2 x runners up finishes

Don't twist knife any more..... I'm trying to find negatives in Hellberg going to Boro

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

Awful attitude, he might be too young (but same age as Helberg), too new to management, but there's no doubt we need a manager with that attacking mentality and organisational skills (something Sheehan didn't have). You sound like you have the answer to everything, something tells me that you don't. Maybe a touch less dogmatic on your part would work better?

To do worse than Sheehan this season he’d have to scrap with the players at half time

 

[LeonWasTheDogs]

The hunt’s been heating up this afternoon.

TG: “Hi Al, it’s Tom”
AC: “Er, Tom who?”
TG: “Oh, er, yeah, sorry, it’s Tom Gorringe”
AC: “Er, Tom Gorringe who?”
TG: “I run Swansea”
AC: “The City? I thought that was Rob Stewart?”
TG: “No, I mean Swansea City AFC. ‘The massive Swans’; ‘the White Army’…”
AC: “Er…right…”
TG: “Well.. We, er I mean I, was wondering if you’d possibly be able to see your way to, you know, maybe come and, er, help us out for a bit”.
AC: Oh right, ok. So a bit of match day promo for Swans TV or maybe host a hospitality session. Yeah, sure Tim, always a pleasure”.
TG: “Er no, not exactly. We, er I, was hoping you’d come and manage the team again”.
AC: ….
TG: “Al, hello? Are you there?”
AC: “Tim?”
TG: “Er, yes?”
AC: “Feck off. And you can call me Curt, but don’t call me Al”
(Line goes dead)
TG: (crying) “It’s Tom”